Dinners Drive-ins and Dives: The lost episode

Ever heard of the show, "Dinners Drive-ins and Dives?" In this show, Guy Fieri goes around and eats at other peoples food gathering spots. Its the best show on earth. I watch it everyday. So imagine my excitement when I saw that at 3 am in the morning, they were airing a new episode! I made myself a huge bag of popcorn and sat down to watch the show.

It started like normal. Guy Fieri yelled in his car that he was checking out the best spots in America. But the weird part was they didn't show the previews of the restaurants and the show its self looked like a VHS tape. Odd I thought. The first place he visited was called "Hell burgers of death", Which was famous for its Hell burger of death. The man (Whose name was Natas) showed Guy Fieri how he makes the patties. I gasped. THEY WERE MADE OF HUMAN FLESH! I was disgusted. How could they be showing that on my "Dinners Drive-ins and Dives"? Then Guy Fieri said "Wow human flesh is the best!" and Natas laughed. Then Guy Fieri looked at the camera and said "Better lock your windows tonight or I will take you all down to Flavor town." then the show ended with a hyper-realistic photo of Guy Fieri with completely black eyes. It was so scary I almost died!

I was terrified. Then I heard a knock at the windows and heard someone say "Time to go down to flavour town." So Im writing this as a final farewell before Guy Fieri kills me and sends me to "Hell burgers of death". I hope he doesn't find me before I finishweghidfhdskjidhjydufvhjcsduygbvhcjxkdjfhcvxjiuydghcxjiucygfjdkcvxiuhgdfxkjcijhudgcxj

(That's my head being slammed on the keyboard because I died and you are next now.)

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