Do you dare challenge me?

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So what exactly is the message you are trying to convey? Sir. You must comprehend the fact that I am immortal. Why? I'm plentiful, stronger, intellectually superior, an academic weapon, fighting imbeciles like you for centuries upon centuries. You, a mere mortal, a muggle, have no chance of winning against me. You are feeble. Unattractive. Useless. Financially inept. So before you attempt to destroy me again, think about your helplessness, and try to communicate in a more rational and positive manner. Telling me to seek psychological support when your father is a cocaine addict and your mother is absent? Find shame. Although we share great disparity, I wish you a grand, wonderful life, for I am mature, and shall never hold grudges. Have a spectacular and speedy recovery, Sir.

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