Dog Man: False Thinking

Dog Man. Nostalgic series. Gives up hope and love. But that all ended one day.

My name is James Kawkow. I'm a big fan of the Dog Man series and can't wait for the movie to release!

One day I was minding my own business, when I stumbled upon an old man. He appeared to be holding a vhs tape. Confused, I ask him what it was. He told me that it was a Dog Man vhs. I was incredibly hyped. I then began trying to convince him to give it to me, but he gave it to me without question. I was a little spooked, but I didn't care. I got a video on Dog Man! I couldn't be more excited!

I then ran home, and popped the vhs in the tv. The vhs immediately switched to a screen with something. It said:

"Dog Man"

"Play Episode 0"

Episode 0? What? But I didn't care anyways. I played the episode, and the screen went black. Then the screen opens up, to reveal Petey. I was hyped. Petey was my favorite character in the Dog Man series! However, he looked a bit concerned. I then heard something from him that spooked me:

"Can you hear me?"

I didn't know that Petey was trying to interact with me, and so, I replied in yes. "Good" he replies back. "James, you got a special vhs tape. However, something terrible has happened. It's my duty to guide you to a safer life." What? A safer life? What does he mean by that? "It all started one day..."

"I was creating robots, like usual. I stopped to get a rest. I turned on the tv, and the Emergency Alert System started playing. It told me about Dog Man acting unusual, and told us to take precautious steps. Dog Man wasn't chasing squirrels, he wasn't jumping up and down on Chief, and he didn't act 'Dog-like'. I then turned off the tv and got a good night's sleep. Friday, I was finishing my latest invention, the Meteorkat 6000, until the tv turned on again. Lil' Petey, my son, went to the living room to check it out. Eventually, he felt concerned about Dog Man, and couldn't help but see him"

"Dog Man was barking at random things"

"Eventually it was Friday night, and so i brought him to 80HD for the weekend. 80HD, with a new voice I installed in him, says, "Hello! It's nice to see you." I then dropped Lil' Petey, and I went home."

"Here's when things take a step to the worse."

"At sunday"

"Lil' Petey asks 80HD is they saw Dog Man earlier. "No, I haven't seen him" 80HD replies. "That's weird" Lil' Petey says. "Let's go see him!" " This is risky, Lil' Petey. Are you sure you want to see him?" "Yeah, he's my friend, and I'm going to help him!" Then they both departed, looking for Dog Man. Eventually he was in a chamber in jail."

"However, they saw something that made their hearts stop. The cops guarding him were dead. Their heads were sliced in half. Their hands and feet were bited off. Lil' Petey tried to act brave and to ignore it, and then they got inside the chamber. There was Dog Man, back facing them. Along side him is Milly's dead corpse. Her head was sliced in half, yet still stuck to her body. Her arms were torn off, and her eyes were gouged out, as well as the tongue. "D-Dog Man?" Lil' Petey speaks."

"Dog Man then turned around, and he looked different. His eyes were hyper realistic, his teeth are sharp, and covered with blood. His shirt was red, and the cop symbol was scratched. The same with the hat.

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"Lil' Petey was very traumatized, and he realized, Dog Man isn't Dog Man. He starts running, while 80HD follows him. Dog Man starts chasing him. " You can run but you can't H I1- Dd eEEe "

"Lil' Petey and 80HD ran and had to avoid obstacles, assumingly dead cops piled together. Later Dog Man started spitting out dead cops without arms, and they were crying. " Help us " " I want to go home " " Please spare us ", they all cried, before they exploded into blood and gu- no they weren't guts, they were sharp objects. Lil' Petey managed to make it out, but 80HD was hurt by the metal. Dog Man then grabbed a hammer and started smashing them with it."

"Lil' Petey then ran to Dog Man's home. Where I was waiting. "What are you doing here?" "Papa! Something terrible has happened. Dog Man is going insane and he killed all our friends!" Eventually I was scared and entered inside. Lil' Petey asked 'Puter about the massacre that is happening, and 'Puter tells him in a serious tone. " There is one way to escape him. I can unlock a portal for you two to exit safely. However, I can only hold it for 2 minutes. Here is my advice, get in and never come back. Thank you for everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" 'Puter shuts down and a hand comes out of it. It was Dog Man. " I FOUND YOU! Did you really think you can hide from me? " I was scared. Then he grabbed Lil' Petey by the tail, and tears it off. Lil' Petey screams in pain. Then Dog Man grips his head. I the ran to him, and tried to save Lil' Petey. But Dog Man punched me, and I was thrown to the wall. Then he starts gripping, and Lil' Petey was screaming. Then he- then he- " breaks down in tears " he d-died. I couldn't save him."

"I then ran away back home."

"Now I'm here. Talking to you."

"Now that I've told you the story, I will tell you something to keep you safe."

I was traumatized. Dog Man wouldn't do anything like that! My thinking of Dog Man was false.

"One: Lock your door."

"Two: Barricade the doors and close the windows, and blind fold them"

"And Three: Hide"

"That's all there is- What?"

I was pointing behind Petey, when I saw Dog Man. He was grinning behind him.

Petey looks back and with a creepy voice, Dog Man says, " Petey... Oh Petey! "

Then the vhs shut off.

I decided to take Petey's advice and started. But suddenly, Dog Man appeared in front of the tv. " Hey James! You didn't try to take his advice right? "

I tried to run. But he caught up to me. I then ran to my bedroom, and locked the door. Swiftly, I got into a corner. Then the door opens, revealing Dog Man. " It's over James. I've had my fun, but you can't live to tell the tale! "

He then jumps on me like he does with Chief. I start losing blood, then my stomach explodes. Everything gets dim, and I'm slowly-

James Kawkow was reported dead in his bedroom. The criminal remains unconfirmed.

:)

"Dog Man will eat you in 25 years. The only escape is death, or you can be his slave for eternity."

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Credited to Just A Peashooter On the Internet

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