Don't go to Area 51 on September 20, 2019!

Hello. I am a time traveler from late September. I am here to warn you about what lies in Area 51...

If you are asking, yes, I got the time traveling device from Area 51, but was the raid successful????? NO!!!!!!

I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway...

As me and my friends entered Area 51, we went down to the underground labs.... My friends names were Jonathan, Travis, and Poopmaster (he will be important later on)

We headed to Sector B, which was where the aliens were. But when we went there, Jonathan and Travis both died!!!!! I cried for 10 minutes straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopmaster was a doctor, so he investigated the bodies. He concluded that they both died of cardiac arrest. Sad...

Now it was just me, Poopmaster, and the 6,000,000 people on the Surface (outside of Area 51)

As I was thinking about Mozarella Sticks, Poopmaster noticed a strange door. So I got up and kicked that door down!!! And then I saw something that I will never forget!!!

DIO FROM JOJO BIZZARE ADVENTUE!!!!!!!!!!

When Poopmaster saw him, he died of heart attack!!!!

Poopmaster hit the floor, and I was the only one left...

"You are smart..." Dio said to me, "But I am SMARTER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

And at that moment, a soldier came up to him and said to him, "Lord Dio, we killed all of the people on the surface"

And I stood there in shocked! EVERYONE WAS DEAD!!!!

"Not everyone is dead" Dio said to the soldier, "I will take care of this man" And then he pointed at me!!!!

So I runned as fast As I could!!!! I didnt want Dio to kill me!

I ran down the hall while Dio was screeching

"MUDA MUDA MUDA" shouted Dio

I hid in a room that had a time traveling device, so I took it and went back here to tell you guys of the horros in Area 51

DONT GO TO AREA 51 ON SEMPTEMBER 20, 2019!!!!!

WOEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

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Credited to snivylover626 

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