Don't use the BLJ

Super Mario 64 was revolutionary and for one reason, it revolutionized 3D platforming. In fact, I used to play Mario 64 on my N64, eventually, I sold it for future Nintendo consoles. but it came time for me to play Mario 64 all over again when I heard of a glitch called the BLJ. So I downloaded the files on my computer, prepared my Retroarch, and got it to run. The first thing I noticed was the title screen and when I pressed start, it showed the typical file select, then there was the casual intro. I felt like I was playing Mario 64 all over again. I entered the castle and BLJed through the door. then, the screen cut to black, with a picture of Mario with white text that said, "Hey, I saw you cheating, don't do that". I was kinda weirded out, was the game being self-aware. or was Mario directly communicating to me through the game. Then the game booted me back to the first floor of the castle. I then BLJed through the door on top with the lock, then the screen cut to black, with Mario again looking a little concerned with white text saying, "So I told you not to cheat the first time and you still did it, did you not understand what I meant?" I thought, "huh, Did Mario actually know that I was using the BLJ?", and the game booted me where I last BLJed, the staircase, this time with no music. I ran up the staircase and entered the room above. then on the second staircase, I BLJed to the door with the star, the screen cut to black with Mario this time looking angry, saying, "Stop cheating, do I have to tell you over and over", then I was in the place I last BLJed to, the top floor, I walked through the star door and I BLJed through the endless stair case, the screen cut to black, with Mario looking tired this time text with red said,"cheaters never go far, I have warned you before", then it cut with the final battle with Bowser, with his usual block of text. when I swung him into a bomb three times, he said,"You've beaten me Mario, but you have no star power, and with no star power, my troops with reign powerful, My son will replace me as King of Koopas and finish what I started, and you will never see the princess again". then he fades, and Mario decides to against my will, commit suicide, he decides to walk into a bomb scattered in the arena to blow himself up. Then the screen fades to black with a dead Mario corpse with red text saying,"cheaters never prosper, they only end up in hell" then, It shows Mario resting in hell, then it fades to a screenshot of Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, only with black eyes and red pupils and then a picture of Mr. Miyamoto with a gun pointed towards me, smiling, he then shot me through the screen. As I write this story in hell of hopes sending it to those in the physical world. Before I become one of Satan's slaves. please, don't use the BLJ, as the same fate can happen to you too.

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