Donald Trump Won
Trump won and it was time for his election speech. Donald walked up to the podium, which had "DONALD TRUMP" written in big letters on the front, to speak. Some people noticed a piece of cloth stuck to the right of the nameplate, but gave it no mind.
Donald Trump started speaking: "My fellow Americans, the time has come to build a wall! But not one separating us from Mexico and China! A great wall, separating the bones from the flesh!"
With that, Donald grabbed both of his cheeks, and spread his arms out with great might, tearing off both halves of his face! As the blood fell down, an evil grinning skull was revealed, with a single glowing yellow eye. "The game has ended for the flesh fuccbois! The era of spooky skeletons begins NOW!"
With that last word, Trump slammed his fist against the podium, causing the cloth to fall off the nameplate. The full name of Donald Trump was finally revealed: "DONALD TRUMPET"
Donald Trumpet picked up a trumpet from behind his podium and played two notes on it! The sound cause all who heard it to tear off their face! And that's how Donald Trump started the skeleton war.
Donald dooted on his trumpet, commanding the skeleton army to attack! However, a loud cough knocked down all the skeletons! It was Hillary Clinton! She would not accept defeat so easily!
"Donald Trumpet, my arch-nemesis and commander of all things bony, you think you have won just because you rule the world of the living? Life is but a meaningless speck among the eternity of death!"
With this, Hillary crossed her arms, grabbing her shoulders, and tore her flesh in two! But this time, the skeleton within her clattered against the ground, as the two halves of her skin rejoined to form a complete, but boneless, human body.
Clinton pointed towards the skeleton army and yelled "CHARGE!" With this, the angry people who had voted for Hillary ran forwards towards the skeletons. They all felt severe pain as their bones started contorting in their bodies, before suddenly bursting out of their flesh! The reverse-skeletons fell to the ground in pain, but quickly stood back up as the holes in their flesh closed rapidly. The flesh army and the skeleton army clashed, destroying the entire USA. Both armies annihilated each other until nothing was left. With both of its opponents finally out of the way, Giant Meteor was finally the true winner of the election, and it destroyed the rest of the world.
THE END
Credited to Someoneman
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