Donkey Kong 64 Bootleg Version

Everyone Loves Donkey Kong 64, With the Exception of the DK Arcade Game, or the Jetpac Game. I Wanted to buy Donkey Kong 64 For my 10th Birthday, Which came with a Banana Yellow Cartridge and of course, the Expansion Pak.

I Went to a Store Called "Rareware Games". The Store was Old, But had Rareware Games Such as Perfect Dark, Banjo- Kazooie, Banjo- Tooie, And a Jetpac Game Disc. I Found DK64 There, But the Shop Owner gave it to me for free for Unknown Reasons.

I Saw the Box Art, But King K Rool was Holding a Shotgun, and Donkey Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, had Bloodshot Eyes, and their Eyes were Bleeding. I Just Started Up the Game Anyways.

When the Nintendo Logo Came Up, Donkey Kong said "DIE". The N64 and Rareware Logos were Lying Down, While Chunky Kong with a Shotgun, a Chainsaw, and a Sledgehammer, Started to Torture the Logos, By Shooting them With a Gun, and Punching them. Blood Splattered Everywhere.

And, in the DK Rap, Everyone was Lying Down and the Stage had Blood Splattered Over Everywhere. Guts Started to Spill out From Donkey Kong, Tiny Kong, and Lanky Kong. Chunky Kong had a Chainsaw in his mouth. It Was Very Disturbing, So I Pressed Start.

Now, The Save File had a Course Collection, With these three (Killer Caves, Death helm, and Torture Forest). I First Started Killer Caves, Which was Crystal Caves, But Army Dillo was Standing there. I Was playing as Donkey Kong. He Started Laughing and Changed into Grunting and Growling. When I Came up Close, Army Dillo Began to Devour him. Guts Spilled out in the Process. Some Kritters Joined too Eating Donkey Kong as Well.

Now I Played Death helm. Tiny Kong was Standing Nearby King K Rool, Which He Suddenly Grabbed out a Chainsaw, and Started to say

"It is the End of the Line for you, Kong. I Am Cutting you Up!"

Tiny was Hit by a Chainsaw. She was Cut in Half, and King K Rool Grabbed Tiny and Started Eating Tiny's Corpse. K Rool Becomes Red, and Started to Stare At the Screen, and Grabbed the Chainsaw.

"Goodbye, You!"

And Blood Came Up All Over the Screen.

Finally, I Played Death Forest. Death Forest was basically Fungi Forest, But All of the Mushrooms were dead. Suddenly, Kroc Said "Get Out", and Chunky Kong Spawned. Kroc Started to Shoot Chunky, and Chunky was Headshotted, and Chunky Began to Scream in Pain, and fell Down to the Ground, where Lanky Kong was there. Lanky was Later Killed along with Chunky Kong. A Evil Laugh Came Up, Where Some Kremlings Ate them.

The Game Crashed. I Was So Horrified, I Destroyed the Cartridge, And I Won't Play the Cartridge Again.

A Japanese Text Breifly appeared, Which said: "The Spooks of Nintendo Remains".

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