Dora lost episoad episode 666.avi
Author's note: This is a trollpasta that's meant to teach people how to NOT make a Dora lost episode
I was an intern at Cartoon Network when the CEO wanted me to review this episode and go home early for a weekly raise I was paid only 3k a week and wanted 6k and if I reviewed it I'd start getting paid 18k a week so I said yes of course and the DVD said "Scary Dora" with the cover being a hyperrealistic Dora peeling a hyperrealistic Boots' skin and eating his intestines and organs while drinking his blood.
The episoad
The theme song started but with many problems. For 1. Instead of them exploring the forest Dora tries to murder Boots. 2nd instead of keep saying Dora it keeps saying "Your Next Jordan" which is my name how'd they know my name. 3rd the background is all hyperrealistic blood I touched it and it's real blood! REAL BLOOD!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1 For 4th Dora's voice sounds like a 50 year old championship Mexican wrestler that's a man not like a 4 year old girl which is her age! The final problem is that there keeps coming Japanese messages that says "Scary Dora". The begining storted wit Dora saying "Hola n***as! Soy Dora today we're looking in the bastard monkey's insides!" Then Dora goes hyperrealistic with bloodshot eyes and then she opened Boots inside and I puked infact I puked so much I can't grasp how much puke there was and soon I started puking blood due to so much puke and I hugged my Brian Griffin plushie. Then Dora went and ate Boots' skin and organs and intestines while drinking his blood because there was blood everywhere! Then it cut to Dora's mom saying "Ah S**t I hate mh f**king life!" Then a strange voice said "Do it Dora's mom! You're a Mexican you know! So kill yourself with a bazooka!" So Dora's mom did that on camera and there was blood everywhere so much blood I can't grasp how much blood there was that's how much blood there was and the blood was hyperrealistic blood which made the blood even scarier blood when the blood was already very scary blood! Then it showed a hyperrealistic Dora's mom's dead body still bleeding! Than it saw Dora still drinking Boot's blood than Dora went and murdered Swipper and there was blood everywhere and Dora was drinking all the blood, ate his bloody intestines, ate his bloody organs, and ate his bloody skin! I puked again! Than Dora went to Benny and stabbed him 18 times there was blood and than he died Dora got her hyperrealistic bloodshot eyes again while she was drinking Benny's blood and eating his intestines and organs and skin the blood was so scary I crapped myself! Than she went and stabbed a tree 500 times to the point it starting bleeding blood was everywhere than Dora jumped on the camera and it scared the crap out of me to the point I started bleeding blood was everywhere in my home because of that! Than Dora went to the troll and said "f**k you! Die you b***h! Die!" And stabbed him in the heart and he was bleeding so much I was shocked of all the blood than Dora ate his bloody intestines, bloody organs, and bloody skin! Then she drank his blood! I puked again while also crapping and bleeding! Than Dora screamed so loud my ears started bleeding! Than Dora saw his Dad saying hi to her and she blue him up! BLUE HIM UP! There was blood everywhere and she drank the blood while eating his intestines and organs and skin! Than Dora went home and drank her hyperrealistic mom's blood which was still dripping and ate her bloody intestines, bloody organs,and bloody skin! Then ate the rest of her bloody dead body! Than she went and killed her hyperrealistic grandma and ate her bloody intestines, bloody organs, and bloody skin! Then drank her blood! Than she ripped the Map so hard he was bleeding than she ate his blood than ate him! Than she stomped on the backpack and it was bleeding and she drank her blood than ate the backpack's bloody body! Than the credits played and said something in Japanese and it said "Your Next Jordan! Hail Satan!" Than I went and threw all my Dora stuff in a box fed the box to an alligator which I fed to a crocodile which I fed to a tiger which I fed to a whale which I fed to a shark which I fed to a giraffe which I fed to a lion! And blood was everywhere! Then I went to work the next day and told the CEO all about it and he said "What it's ok I'll raise your weekly check to 100k a week I'm sorry for the DVD." Then next week while I was making a bean burrito, I saw the exact Dora plushie I used to have but threw away in that box because of the lost episoad except it was all hyperrealistic with bloodshot eyes and holding a knife with blood dripping all over the knife and blood all over the plush so I slut it's throught open with a knife and blood was everywhere the inside was covered with blood and a Japanese message saying "Your Next Jordan!" Than that night I had a nightmare where Dora came to my house and was puking blood in my bed and woke up at 3:00 A.M with blood all over my bed and with a bloody nose which means scary Dora went here! Then the next day Dora went to Cartoon Network Studios with me and stabbed me in the cheast 20 times and killed me! And then a skeleton popped out. Still I don't know what the your next means.
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Hello Jordan...
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