Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein

Dear Reddit,

As I am now typing this letter to you, Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein is preparing to end my life. How did I get here? Let me tell you.

I was taking a giant dump which turned into diarrhea at the local mall. To my detriment, the stall I was in had no more toilet paper. So I crawled under to the next stall and grabbed toilet paper from there. To my horror, there was a man who was also having diarrhea as well.

"Hey! You wanna cross diarrhea streams together?" the man asked.

It sounded fun, but my dog was waiting for me at the GameStop on the other side of the mall, so I had to go.

"No. Maybe next time," I replied.

"There will be no next time," the man said. He then proceeded to wipe and leave.

"That was weird," I said to myself. I, too, wiped and left.

That's all I remember, guys. I don't know why this guy named Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein is going to kill me, but he is. Maybe I dissed his heritage a few years ago and don't remember. But anyway, if I don't die, I'll update you guys.

Later!

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Credited to Popular_NoSleep_Redo 

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