Dream will cure all diseases and end world hunger
Okay so, I know this sub is inhabited with filthy, disgusting dreamphobes, but hopefully I can convince you all of why I think this way and am undoubtedly right. First off, Dream is by far the greatest content creator of all generations, he's extremely funny with his gut punching routine of screaming and yelling, this is not only hilarious but also keeps my and all of his other loyal supporters attention in check. There are some who would accuse him of being "childish" but I find it intensely helpful, as I and many other loyal dream fanatics had our fathers leave us at a young age meaning I can experience the father I never had through dream, and like he's stated many times on his twitter, he loves every single one of us, which basically makes us family. All of us sane people have caught on to dreams genius as not just a creator, but a true deity among men, who is more perfect than any could deserve, but there are still some losers (to refer to the Christian bible, which has many similarities to dreams story, these filth would be known as sinners) who believe dream is somehow not the greatest creator of all, some even go as far to say he cheated in his speedrun due to his otherworldly luck, these fools clearly do not understand dream and how he is a truly blessed figure who can do no wrong, giving him perfect luck. As we all know, dream will surely take over control of the United states within the next few months due to his overwhelming appeal that not even Joe Biden can match, soon the dream empire will conquer all countries until dream is the only ruler on earth, creating a true utopian society, ending all world hunger and disease as promised. The first order of the new dream regime will be to punish all of the evil dream deniers. You still have a few months to begin worship of dream to avoid this fate however. I will indeed rule the world alongside dream as he said he personally loves me and all his other subs (although I couldn't dare hope to be an equal to him), I shall be the ruler of the upper class, made up entirely of his loyal subs. The middle class will be formed by those who showed indifference towards dream (however they will be shortly converted). The final and lowest class will be made up of dream deniers, they will be placed in shabby, unsanitary houses and will quickly starve to death unless they convert to dreamology and become dreamsexuals like all others. This will then create a true utopian world in which no conflict will exist, all watched by our loving ruler, Dream Minecraft.
Credited to Yakplayz
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