EVIL PATRIXXX - Ballad of a Banned Troll
The plan, to take command of the whole wiki
Though underhanded, to be the admin it was planned
All my road mods, official mob trolls love to act up
The first to bomb we ban trolls
I can be, lost in my own mind
To be the boss only permanant bans come to mind
Trolls get tossed up, ban records, invasion memories
Swore I saw the devil in my deleted page of vandalism
Talkin to a troll on a long ban
Screamin "Fuck the admins," as I spam through the night chat
Lil child trollin wild, toward his ban
What's the cause don't be alarmed no permissions to all strangers
Maybe I'm a madman
A site vandalizin troll unleash the admins
Promisin merciless retaliation, nothin is colder
Close your eyes, hear the ballad of a banned troll
Troll for Life I will be
(this is the ballad of a banned troll)
A life of spam I will lead
(close your eyes, hear the ballad of a banned troll)
If you spam the site, you spam to get banned
(this is the ballad of a banned troll)
It's a crazy internet full of sin
(close your eyes)
Completely lost, revenge at all costs
Payback's a bitch, switch now the trick's crossed
Tossed up and never to be heard of
A single witness screamin unfair ban, ban
Ban tell me homey what you see now?
A warned man and a banned troll, I'm ready to quit the site
And get my ban though, hook up with trolls
Homey had to spam on the task force
Stupid admins tried to play us out, never that
They took my permissions and my account, time to get em back (heh heh)
Upon my secret arrival
Two brand new keyboards, time for survival
Death to my rivals, tell me what you want Aunt Jemima?
Nobody left after the death of a moderater (eh eh)
The situation's critical
Nothin is colder - than hear the ballad of a banned troll
"close your eyes and hear the ballad of a banned troll"
Be a coward, apologize to admins
When my keyboard rang out, the admins came out BOOM
Who wanna see me in the challenge?
So merciless I'm spamming sites in my ballads, do you feel me?
Permanant admin or permanant ban, one day I'll be the founder
Until then, remain immature
My only fear of bans is socking
Flamin at my adversaries like a mental patient
To all my trolls facin permanent bans, sheddin twelve year old tears
Another suicidal on the internet
Creatin private wikis, tryin to survive the game
For all my homies that'll never be on the internet again
All he promised us is bans troll
Take a breath come be the last one left troll, it's real now
Villain to fantasize, ain't nothin colder
Listen you can hear it - the ballad of a banned troll
"close your eyes and hear the ballad of a banned troll"
This go out to Slenderman, Ben
All the monsters that got shit spinoffs
To EVIL SONIXXX and EVIL KERMIXXX ... all the down ass spammers
All the trolls that put it down, all the twelve year olds
All the admins that go through that day to day struggle
This is the ballad of a banned troll!
All the trolls that passed on
All the admins with ambition and power in they heart
All the trolls that want some and that don't take none
Hahaha.. it's the ballad of a banned troll!
The admins are so scared of us
All the mods they aware of us
They wanna see us dead
They got screenshots of a troll's attacks, ballad of a banned troll!
Tryin to see me banned, shit
Them admins'll never breathe again
Before they put me in an ancient page they'll see me in hell
Cause it's the ballad of a banned troll!
Got my keyboards ready
Run the whole motherfuckin site, fuck the admins!
The mods? We run these chats troll
Ain't heard the ballad of a banned troll!
These trolls can't see me, half the site wanna be me
Multi-million bans; shit, it ain't fair
But troll, you know - it's the ballad of a banned troll!
Written by ThatCelticFurry
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