EVIL PATRIXXX THE MOVIE (In Worthless, Unaffordable, and Eye-Popping 3-D)

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Notice: This story is tagged with the "Unfunny" category. The only reason it's still up on this site is because the admins are keeping it as an example of how not to write a trollpasta; in any other case we would have deleted it. Don't write stories like this, folks.

EVIL PATRIXXX THE MOVIE (In Worthless, Unaffordable, and Eye-Popping 3-D) is a movie, starring EVIL PATRIXXX, OUR RULER as the main character of dis' movie. This movie contains lots of overused Trollpasta and bad creepypasta story jokes, like "A SKELETON POPPED OUT," "WHO WAS PHONE," and "I WAS AN INTERN AT" and Hyper-realistic jokes. There is also a narrator to this story to, and he is bad at speaking grammar but he loves to spell wrong. Other famous people, like EVIL BOXXXY, EVIL KERMIXXX, and even Slenderman and Jeff The Killer star in this too.

Plot

In this movie, EVIL PATRIXXX finds out that the world is taken over by rotten bacon from the 219,123rd Dimension because their world is smelly and useless. They then decided to take over the FIRZT DIMENSHEEON (which is ours) for no damn reason. So, EVIL PATRIXXX and his group of the EVIL GROUPXXX fight together and go into big adventures. Lots of stupid stuff happens. It also includes Santa Claus getting thrown by a million toddlers in the air, getting hit in church bells, and skeletons popping up and dads stalking their daughter's boyfriend on phones. Together, they try to stop the bacon from taking over their EVIL WORLDXXX.

Reason to make this

This is a parody to all those EVIL (Item)XXX trollpastas and those other popular stupid creepypastas/trollpastas out there.

Cast

  • EVIL PATRIXX as himself
  • EVIL BOXXXY as herself
  • EVIL KERMIXXX as himself
  • Slenderman as himself
  • Jeff the Killer as him/herself (I don't know what gender I dumb o3o)
  • Rotton Bacon 1 as himself
  • Rotton Bacon 2 as himself
  • Rotton Bacon 3 as himself
  • Rotton Bacon 4 as herself (oo la la a gurlz :3)
  • Slendermare as (UNKNOWN)self
  • GOOD PATRIXXX as himself
  • EVERYONE ELSE AS THEMSELF

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