EVIL PATRIXXX the hobo
Heads up, this is a sequel to EVIL PATRIXXX goes to the supermarket, so you may want to read it to get the full experience.
EVIL PATRIXXX was living under a bridge after destroying his house with a lazer cannon in a blind rage. A woman with a baby in a stroller passes by, so he seizes the opertubity to get mons. "Spare change, spare change ma'm?" said EVIL PATRIXXX. "Ew no,fucking dirty ass hobo!" Said the woman. EVIL PATRIXXX proceded to kick the stroller into the atmosphere, and then shot the karen with a quad barrel minygun. Suddenly, he felt his stomach rumble. EVIL PATRIXXX then goes to the subway to try and get some food.
Afteer asking 15 people to buy him a meatball sub, he was starting to get desperate. He went inside the building, went into the back, and made it himself. "Hey, you can't do that!" said an employee who's girlfriend was probably fucking their gardener, Phillipe. "Well ur ugly!" said EVIL PATRIXXX. After that sick burn, the employee ran out of the building crying, and everyone clapped because that beta cuck was gone.
After his lunch, EVIL PATRIXXX went to take a piss in a bush, when another hobo tried to steal his box under the bridge! "HEY THATS MINE!" said EVIL PATRIXXX. "Not anymore." said the bitch ass hobo. So EVIL PATRIXXX then punched him in the face, but suddenly, the hobo got up! "You fool, I have been a hobo for so long, I am now a teir 3 homless bum! I can beat you in a fight!"
After an epic DBZ fight scene, EVIL PATRIXXX had to flee, the hobo was too powerful. After roaming the city for a while, he found a dumpster. He got in it, and took a nap. When he woke up, an emo kid was standing beside him! "I am cuckold the killer, and I-" before he could finish, EVIL PATRIXX ate him. EVIL PATRIXXX went to the public library to get his hentai fix. He seat up next to some 5 year olds playing minecraft, and went to town. "Sir, you can't do that here" said yhe librarian. "You need to leave!" EVIL PATRIXX then blew his load on her face, nocking her head clean off. He then left the library.
When he went back to the dumpster, a man was standing there.
"PATRIXXX, we need to talk."
TOO BE CONTINUED....
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