EVIL PATRIXXX the proxy
Hello you magnificent bastards! this is a third chapter in a trilogy of stories I've written. EVIL PATRIXXX the hobo and Evil patrixxx goes to the supermarket are the others you should read first.
PATRIXXX turned around to see a tall man in a black suit. He had no face, pale white skin, and had tentacles on his back. "PATRIXXX, I'm the slender man, and I want you to be my proxy and live in my mansion." As PATRIXXX was a homeless bum, he decided to go with him to have a place to live. They both teleported to the tall mans mansion, it wall big, old, crust, and most of all, smelled like yo mammas pussy. Once PATRIXXX walked in, he saw a bunch of scrawny teens dressed like jackasses. "These are my other proxies." the slender man said,"Thats-". "R U MORON. YOU MUST BE IF YOUR EMPLOYING TEENAGERS AS UR HELPERS!!!1" said PATRIXXX. "Shut it." said the slender man.
PATRIXXX, the fucking scum of the earth he is, decided that he would go to the fridge and ate all the labeled food. The teens then yelled things that even hitler wouldn't say at PATRIXXX, but PATRIXXX didn't care since he said MUCH worse things on 4-chan.
PATRIXXX continued his favorite hobby, trolling people on 4-chan, when one of the teens in a raincoat came in. "You got games on your phone?" said the raincoat teen. PATRIXXX responded by shooting him with a high caliber rifle, killing him instantly.
The slender man proceeded to kick him out, as PATRIXXX yelled "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at the top of his lungs. After being thrown out he firebombed the mansion and the ran into the woods. For the next 14 years, he lived amongst the wolfs, slowly gaining their trust and becoming part of the pack. At the end of it all, he ate them all because PATRIXXX was a dirty bastard who cared not for love or compassion. After all that, he went back to the overpass he'd been living under, and took a nap. Once he woke up he realized that he forgot his favorite pair of shorts in the mansion, and accidently burnt them. He went on yet another rampage, but that was a mistake, as that alerted the feds to his position.
"Mr president, we found him." "Good, I'm tired of his bullshit." They then sent the whole army, navy, airforce, coast guard, all the swat teams, and 27 elementary school children with safety scissors after PATRIIXXX. PATRIXXX fought well, but was over powered by the safety scissors. And the explosives and millions of gunshot wounds helped. He was taken into government custody. "PATRIXXX, you will be executed by the chair, said the president." "FUCK" said PATRIXXX as they unconstitutionally convicted him with no trial. Next thing he new, PATRIXXX was being taken to the chair. As he approached his end, he thought about his life, reflected on his deeds, he thunk real hard. He regreted nothing and thought he was the good guy. Then, he thought of a plan.
TO BE CONTINUED... (how long will this shit go on for? I don't know, I just want the pain to end)
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