EXE.EXE 2: AbloogyWoogyWoo.
Well, After getting killed by the monster I became a demon. I'm really pissed about that and now i'm a whiny emo bizznitch. At least they taught me grammar lessons in hell... Anyway, here's an important tale for you to here...
After being bored a whole bunch in hell, I decided that I would go buy a computer (Infinite money cheat, bitches) and then go play some Minecraft. I bought it, it worked, and everything was juuuuuuuuust PEACHY! I went to bed after a long marathon of Minecraft with my buddies on a server, thinking that I was finally forever happy. But I was wrong! OH HOW I WAS WRONG!
After starting the computer up again I noticed that all the files on my computer were replaced with "Sarah_The_Adorable_Flareon.exe" They had the Minecraft logo on it. I clicked on the file and....
It went to the minecraft screen like normal... or at least normal for a few seconds. Then everything was tinted red. A bunch of hyperrealistic endermen began to rise out of the water. As the endermen moved closer to the screen, blood and guts started to appear smeared on the screen, and hyperrealistic screams. Not wishing to see this anymore I went to the "Single Player" tab. And what a mistake that was.
Instantly I was teleported into a cobblestone room. I didn't even get to select a world. Anyway, I had no tools so I tried breaking the cobblestone with my fists. It didn't work, it was like bedrock. Hyperrealistic blood started dripping down my character's hand and he started sobbing. That's when I realized it wasn't my character or steve's hand so I went to the inventory to check what he looked like. Bad idea.
He was a mutilated man. His eyes were scratched out and his other facial features were splattered all over his chest. Also, his fingers, toes, and dick were cut off. He had several spikes driven into his limbs. I almost puked all over the moniter, but I had to press on. I noticed that there was a hole in the wall that wasn't there before. I went through it and there was a hole I didn't see before. I went in it and
There was a flareon with a name tag that said "EVIL SARAXXX" sitting down on the floor. It handed me a diamond sword and said "DO IT BITCH" then it zoomed out. My character shoved the blade up his bumhole while hyperrealistic blood came out. Then he stared at the screen with hyperrealistic eyes and I screamed at the top of my lungs. Then it got booted back to the main menu. Now the single player button was gone and the screeen was almost completely red by now. There was only one thing left to do now...
I clicked the multiplayer button. Once again I was instantly put in a level. There was one player in the server... it was Herobrine. He started slowly taking baby steps towards me and I ran. I fell through the ground and respawned in the same room. There were two chests where the hole was. The first chest contained multiple wooden swords. The second one was empty. As soon as I opened the second one I heard the lavender town theme. Herobrine clipped through the wall and started taking more baby steps at me. I grabbed a wooden sword and tried to hit him, but I ended up taking damage instead of him. Eventually I killed myself and respawned in the same room, but it was different.
"FOREVER DEAD" was written everywhere on the walls. The swords in the first chest had barely any durability left. The second one contained rotten flesh and bones. Once again it panned out to third person view, but now my character was ME. I screamed out of my anus. He melted hyperrealisticly into nothingness. Then the screen went black and red text showed up that said some gibberish.
DIS MAY be the last FING I ever RITE. I can feel my SOEL being sucked OWT UF my BODDY. Slowly I HAV begun to LOOSE IQ. I FINK my BRANE is deteriorating. My fingers have AWLREDDIE begun to go limp and as you can see, I'm losing MAH MERMY of GRARMER LESSUNZ. ND DERZ WUN LAST thing I need to SEY beefwhore GONG TOMOCOSE. HEERS WAT it IZ:
U NO how I SED I WUZ A DEMUN at TEH start? WEL....
PATRIXXX AND THE DEMAN TOOK YOUR SOUL AND THEN THE WORLD BLEW UP. AND THEN A PERSON KILLED MR.KRAB SPOLIER ALERT IT IS SPONGEBOB. HOLD ON DERES SUMPHIN NOCKING ON MAH DORSTEP IT SUNDS LIEK A DEMUNS KNUCKLES IS TRYNA BRAKE IT DOWN. INSTED UF LOKKING IT IMMA GO SEE WAT IT IZ. IL BE UNLY A SECKUN.
HILOW DIS IZ TEH MONSTUR AT TEH DORE. DAT GAI WUZ RLY TESTE. ND YES DIS IZ HEROBRYN. END EVIN DO I ATED TEH DEMUN....
ALSO TEH DEMUN GAI SHUD BE HAPY. I STIL KLIKED TEH PUBLICHE BOTMIN FOR HM
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