Early Spongebob Pilot: Spongeboy Ahoy!
Hi my name is Josh, and one day i was searching the internet for any archives of the 1996 SpongeBob Pilot, when the show was named "SpongeBoy Ahoy!" and i found something, it was not the 1996 Pilot but to my surprise it was an even earlier Pilot with no name. I downloaded the MP4 and started Quicktime Player. It started with the Oh Yeah! Cartoons logo and then a title card that said "SpongeBoy Ahoy!" with "SpongeBob action music" in the background. The episode begun with a fade transition into SpongeBoys Bedroom and it looked pretty different, with a Red Bed and no ladder.
Gary was slightly different, with no Green at the bottom of his body and he was purple. Spongeboy wakes up with excitement and says "Today's the Big day Gary!". He had a voice like Patrick's but higher pitched, he looked slightly goofier too, and had a green hat. let me just say now that everyone but Spongeboy (still voiced by Tom Kenny) are voiced by Stephen Hillenburg himselfm excluding Gary. Spongeboy jumps out of bed and Yells "Look at me Gary! I'm Nakeeeddd!" Like in the original, but then for some reason, Gary starts eating a cactus? he didn't seem to be in any pain though and it then cuts to Spongeboy working out. after walking out of his house, he hops in his boat (i guess he has a license in this version) he then drives to The Krusty Krab and immediately enters. Squidward, who is noticeably shorter, Mumbles "Oh no... Spongeboy".
Spongeboy walks up the counter and Squidward asks "Welcome to the Krusty Krab... How can i help you?" In his usual Unenthusiastic tone. Spongeboy says to Squidward "i want a job here!" Squidward tries to hold his laughter and gets Mr. Krabs, Krabs asks him "Ok, lad, if you want a job, make me the best Patty ye can". Spongeboy walks into the kitchen, and comes out in a Comedically short amount of time. Krabs takes a bite and starts Violently choking. Squidward then pats him on the back and he spits it out, he then Graphically vomits all over the floor. Spongeboy still has a smile on his face and asks "Whaddya think? did i get the job?". Mr Krabs SHOUTS at him "NO YOU CERTAINLY DIDN'T! NOW GET OUT OF ME STORE!" Spongeboy starts sobbing and runs out to his boat. It cuts to spongeboy sobbing in his room while stack of leis is playing. A Time card appears saying "6 Days later". It shows that SpongeBoy has completely isolated himself since then and Spongeboy walks to his kitchen to see Gary who is dead, he starved to death because Spongeboy didn't feed him. Spongeboy runs to his closet to Grab a Pistol and attempts to shoot himself but the gun is empty. The episode ends with Spongeboy sobbing uncontrollably. I tried to share it with others, but before i could do anything, an animation of Spongebob appeared on my computer and he said "You shouldn't have seen this, Josh." and lots of illegal videos were installed onto my computer. I got 4 years in prison because of this stupid video. Please, PLEASE do not go looking for the lost SpongeBoy Ahoy pilot.
Credited to SpongeyMelon
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