Ebony Veil Brides: Knives and Penises

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One day i was listening to my favorite band ever, Ebony Veil Brides. They sung great hits like, Bohemian Raphsody, Pizza Power, and Forgot to turn my swag off. i decided to buy their new album "Wretched and Divine" which i hear is their bestest album ever. so i popped it into my PC and started listening to it.

So the first track was what was supposed to be Knives and Pens, but the name was "Knives and Penises." i thought it was just a typo. so i decided to keep listening. so Dahvie vanity apperantly guest sung in this song. which BOTDF is like the 2nd best band evar! <3. but anyway, so it was all normal up untill dahvies verse. where dahvie sung some weird shit like, "I want the devils cock," "I fucking love big ass dick in my small ass," and "Where are my hoes at." i shrugged it off thinking dahvie was just kidding around. BUT JUST THEN, dahvie said "Fan ta dig för jag har syndat och jag vill dö." and "Inte förlåta mig" i understood perfect swedish and i knew what he was saying was very dark and satanic. but i just shrugged it off because you know...i am smart.

So then dahvie said this "Poop." OMG THIS IS NOT RIGHT POOP IS SO CREEPY OMG HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME I LOVED DAHVIE I WANTED HIS...ahem. so right when he said that i took the CD out of the CD Player. and burned it. 

but before i could burn it a giant hand came out of my CD player and decided to take me into Purgatory where i had to play Flappy veil brides for the rest of my days.

and thats also where i wrote this story so yeah. i used to love Ebony veil brides but now i will never listen to them again!!!!1!

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