Ed, Edd n Eddy AMV

Do you know about the anime Ed, Edd n Eddy? In case you don't know, it's about 3 deformed anime boys trying to get money to buy candy, but their scams almost always fail. It's a very successful anime, having been nominated for countless awards.

Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself.

So, a few months ago, I was on YouTube, watching some Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls (which is my second favorite anime next to Ed, Edd n Eddy), when suddenly a wild pop-up ad appeared!! "Free Club Penguin membership!" it read. Club Penguin hadn't been shut down at the time this happened, and I really wanted the membership, so I clicked it.

For some reason, it took me to a website called "EdAMV.net". The only thing on this website was a link to a downloadable video entitled, "Ed, Edd n Eddy fanmade music video". Being downright addicted to Ed, Edd n Eddy, I clicked it. I didn't care that this website didn't have any Club Penguin membership.

Once I clicked the link, it downloaded the video in a millisecond. Pretty weird it downloaded that fast, considering my computer was slow as fuck. Anyway, the file was entitled, "ed_death_amv.avi" (because all video files in Creepypastas are .avi files, right?). I loaded it into Windows Media Player, grabbed some Cheetos, and clicked "play".

The video started off pretty normally, with the Ed, Edd n Eddy intro. The only thing weird about it was that Eddy looked stinkier than normal (I'm pretty sure that's not even possible), and he was punching Ed's pecs with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes! This lasted for the remainder of the intro.

Then, it cut to the actual AMV (by the way, for those of you who don't know what these are, they're anime music videos that I sometimes like to beat my meat to). It consisted of Eddy's older brother shoving Plank, Jonny 2x4's piece of wood, down Eddy's throat in a very violent manner while anime fight music played in the background! Jonny then ran up to Eddy's brother with hyper-realistic anime eyes and shouted, "Plank, what the fuck?! I thought we had something special!"

"I'm sorry, Jonny, but you're just not my type..." Plank sobbed, being covered in hyper-realistic anime saliva and blood.

Jonny sobbed, wiping hyper-realistic anime tears off of his unnatural hyper-realistic anime face. "Plank, you know I wanted to start a family with you when we were in our 20s!"

Suddenly, Double D jumped out from behind Eddy's Brother's couch and started screeching while he destroyed his own magnifying glass with hyper-realistic bloodshot anime eyes! "EDDY'S BIG BROTHER IS MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!" he screamed, sounding somewhat like a character from the anime Undertale.

He then climbed up the wall and fell on Ed and Eddy while saying, "Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum! Delicioso! Time to die!" while sounding like a shoujo anime character! Then, the video ended.

I just sat there, staring at the computer monitor, thinking, What the fuck did I just see? My eyes were unnaturally dry after I finished watching the AMV. This was strange because usually when I finished watching an AMV, I would tear up because I am a hypersensitive manchild.

I reported this video to the police, and it turns out my little sister had created this fan-animation (it was animated in Flash, just so you know), and uploaded it to a malware-ridden website, which ended up giving my computer a hyper-realistic virus. My little sister was later arrested for terrorizing people.

And I've never watched an AMV again.

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