Eddsworld - Fun Dead (Alternate Cut)
June 14, 2019
It was a normal day. I went to YouTube, and went to this channel called GoryCartoons2013. If you don't what that channel is, it's a channel that uploads full episodes of, well, gory cartoons. It only had 2.35k subscribers, not that much for a cartoon channel. I liked the channel's content. Yes, I'm a edgelord. Deal with it.
I saw that the channel has uploaded a new video called "Eddsworld S2E8 FUN DEAD" It was weird. I don't recall the channel uploading Eddsworld content. Without thinking twice, I clicked the video to watch it. Before the video started, I was spammed with an ad.
After the ad ended, the episode began with the Eddsworld jingle, though it was... odd. The music was replaced with a piano cover, and the logo... it was metel-grey and there was blood underneath it. After this weird intro, the episode began for real.
It started with Edd, Tom and Matt watching TV, just like the original version. It went on like normal, until TV starts speaking to Edd. Instead of it saying its normal lines, it said "SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING BITCH!" This shocked me. Other that a early episode, Eddsworld never used language like that. Also, the hand gesture on the TV screen was replaced with a middle finger, something that would never show up in Eddsworld.
Tom's flashback was also different. It was the same from the original version, a bear with a gun shooting Tom's dad, a pineapple. But here, instead of the normal pineapple insides... there was blood. Tom's mom, a bowling ball, ran away crying, while Tom followed her. Then, when she got on the edge of a cliff, she said "Goodbye..." and jumped off the cliff. Tom started crying for the loss of his parents. As with Matt's flashback, it was normal, then it got to a part where Matt's mom gave him some ice cream. He bit it, causing some of his teeth to break, leaving blood on his ice cream cone. Matt started crying in pain, like Tom.
The flashbacks ended. Everything else for then looked normal, like I saw the zombie designs during the opening credits. They had black eyes with red pupils. It creeped me out. The zombies would stay like that for the rest of the episode.
Let's skip to the roller coaster scene. There was a guy who was repeatly attacked by a zombie. The moment he was seen without his legs and a arm, the zombie killed him ON-SCREEN. It torn out the guy's head off, then threw it to Edd. He said "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
It cut to Tom playing a shooting game. When he gave his gun to some random kid, it shot the zombies on-screen. The kid, now covered in blood, said "Thanks you". Tom said "You're welco- Wait... WHY I AM COVERED IN THIS SHIT?!" I found this funny.
It cut to Matt walking to a claw machine. The wind-up monkey, or "Little Tom" looked differnet. It has red eyes and sharp teeth. When Matt got enough of the zombie annoying him, he said "You know what? FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M OUTTA HERE!" As he walked away, he said, "Fuck my fucking life..."
Let's skip to the part where Matt tries to get a gun from a claw machine. As soon as Tom said "Hurry up, Matt!", Matt was attacked by 2 zombies. This is where the episode got truly dark. Matt said to the zombies "JUST END MY FUCKING LIFE!", and then, he was ripped in half. The blood didn't look like normal cartoon blood, it was hyper-realistic.
Tom said "Why is Matt taking so long?" and saw Matt's corpse. Tom got shocked and said "Oh my fucking god!" The zombie that was attacking him bit his head off. Hyper-realistic blood was everywhere. Then, Edd saw Matt and Tom's corpses and said "Why? WHY?!"
It cut to the boys' house. Edd was in his bedroom, writing a note. Next to the piece of paper, there was a gun. The note said this:
"Without Tom and Matt in my life, I am nothing. They made me what I am today and I'm thankful for them. But now with them dead, I just have no purpose in my life. I cannot live without Tom and Matt. If they are dead, then I want to be dead. Goodbye people. I am really sorry if I am hurting anyone for doing this, but I can't just live like this... without Tom and Matt.
If anyone finds this note, then I am long, gone, dead. Goodbye cruel world."
Edd then grabbed the gun and pointed it to his mouth. He pulled the trigger. Hyper-realistic blood and brain matters was everywhere. It show Edd's corpse for 10 seconds, and the episode ended. The credits was wrote with red letters instead of white ones. After the credits, the video ended.
"WHAT. WAS. THAT?!" I said to myself. I went to the comments, but they all said the same thing, "GOOD JOB EDD" I left a dislike on the video, but then, the dislike changed to a like. I then commented "I'm never gonna sleep again...", but it just changed to "GOOD JOB EDD" I tried to delete the comment, but it won't work. I then heard a knock on my door. I went to check.
In my backyard, there was a black VHS tape reading "clone high".
To be continued in "Why Clone High Didn't Got a Second Season"
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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