Elmo's Simpsons Fanfic
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Elmo of Sesame Street was growing impatient and, frankly, bored with the conquests of the other public broadcast networks across America. He enjoyed the power it gave him, of course, but he longed for more presence on a major network compared to some channel that runs shitty 360p pottery documentaries all day long. He wanted to tackle a big fish. He wanted The Simpsons.
However, Elmo was far too smart to attempt a full blown conquest of the show, so he decided to plant his seed from within... in more ways than one. He spoke to Groening of Oregon I Think and pitched his idea for an episode. It was far raunchier than any episode that ever even entered the brainstorming room, let alone storyboarding. Elmo wanted Homer to creampie his own asshole. 23 minute long episode, no b-plot. Just Homer on a simple quest, one that was bound to succeed.
The plan worked flawlessly. Groening of Oregon I Think was so tickled by the episode idea he ended up trying to do it himself, resulting in the Creampie Massacre of 1998. With no one left to oppose him, Elmo was free to do as he wished creatively with the show... or so he would have been, if Elmo was not a victim of the massacre, having unfortunately been forced to inject cocaine into his bussy through a needle.
Nevertheless, the legacy still remains, and the episode is being worked on to this day. It's a top secret affair, or, at least, it would be if it weren't for the brave exploits of an anon on the tv/cartoon board of 4chan. Elmo Cultists attempt to silence the truth and keep the episode top secret until its release day where its cognitohazard effects become reality, but I know better. We all know better. Homer creampie own buthol. They cannot hide it forever.
Written by Rhybelle
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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