EncyclopediaDramatica.EXE

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When I was 21 I used to worship transgender porn and 4chan. I devoted my life to making sure that after Mr. Brown's (hehe brown = poop) class ended I would get home and stare at naked taiwanese hookers. Eventually I saved up $65 and rented out one. Damn did that save my sex life. My life was shattered when I found SCP containment breach.

I wanted to get it off of steam (Yes, in 2031 its a payed game and expensive as fuck) but I had no money because of transgender hookers. I went online to thepiratebay.co.uk and downloaded a file labled Scpcontainmentbreachandnotsomereallyshittyfanbootlegcopyandalsorequiresashittonofextradownloads.txt

It came with a bunch of shitty, useless files like Bronyspeak.png and the9/11conspiracyrevealed.txt, and howtogetfreebestiality.ogg. There was one file that caught my intrest. ED.exe. I have an erectile Dysfunction, so I clicked it. I instantly got a raging, throbbing boner. It was Encyclopedia Dramatica, slightly different. Instead of every page having dickgirl porn, like 99.99999% of their pages do, there was furry porn. I clicked the ad for free webcams and one flew through my window and hit me on the head.

I awoke to a game called SCPcyclopedia Dramatica. It functioned just like usual, but when I got to the keter wing the rooms were different. First, ALL TEH BLOOD WUZ REPLACED WITH SEMEN, second, 682 was replaced with Obama bin laden, I was scared when I founed 096. His usual disjointed arms scared me. then my cumpooter restarted. I had a heart attack when I saw two unspeakable things.

1. I was a mexican with a cheap haircut
2. Encyclopedia Dramatica was replaced with Uncyclopedia.

I walked unto the HQ of Uncyclopedia, took a dump on the manager, and replaced all the computers' system32 with GAME-OF-THE-YEAR 420BLAZEIT!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!

Unfortunaately the custodian shot me in the eyes. Im writing this on the floor bleeding and dyeinge.

THEN, A SKELETON POPPED OUT

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

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