English Class

I was once in English Class. My teacher fucking exploded. There was Mega-Hyper-Realistic Blood EVERYWHERE. Then one of the kids said "Hey everybody! Watch me fucking die!" and then he died suddenly. Then a fucking BANANA of all things came in. It had eyes, a nose, and a mouth. It's eyes were gone and had blood dripping down them. His mouth had a creepy smile, and his nose was like Voldemort's nose. Then a zombie with a boombox entered the room and played Thriller. I somehow had a gun and shot him and his boombox in the fucking face. I somehow had no blood on me and I left the room and blockaded it shut. I somehow did the same thing to the windows while still inside. Then my friend Keith came out with a 50. Cal Machine Gun and started shooting at me. I somehow dodged outside and blocked all the school windows and doors to the outside. Then a EVIL Police Officer struck me in the back of the fucking head. Then I woke up in my bed. I looked at the room. Nothing there, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:39 and looked back. My English teacher was at the door and fucking blew up. The last bit occurred 10 times but with different times. Then I woke up at 5:29. I turned on the news and my school blew up in a explosion. Then I played games on my N64 until they built a new school. I was playing Goldeneye 64 unlocking all the cheats. On Aztec Complex Jaws was replaced with my teacher. She then exploded into Mega-Hyper-Realistic blood and I was able to unlock all the cheats for beating the level faster! Yay! But then my teacher came up again at a drug complex across the street that the neighborhood NEVER talks about. She walked into the building and I heard a gang person saying "Bitch who da' fuck are you?" and then I heard a explosion followed by screams. I then saw blood all over the fucking windows. Then I took a shower and I got back out after to see my old pants filled with shit. I didn't shit my pants either. My fucking pants shit themselves. That's how scary that shit was.

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