English Sucks Prolific Butt

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More important, I enquired into this fact quite long ago despite me inhabiting in a semi-developing country since birth, I have had the privilege of letting various media forms shape and bend my mind to form and convey information just like the faithful sources I put my hands upon, or rather, the many wilted, old media forms that stuck to my eyes. I am allowed to say for a fact as a bilinguist that English sucks prolific butt. My statements are garrulous and I pet no shame to my leash for saying this, years passed since the last moment when I felt English is a great tool for world communication. And the fons et origo of this slow dulling of this illusion I suffered from, do you ask of that insignificant moment? It was when the casual internet lingo stepped in as the elephant of the room of my back lobe which comprehends language. It was a slow wilt, a slow droop of an autumn leaf, a dreading, rotting, deafening silence that reverberates. It makes my senses numb. The same words repeated in all noises. The same words written on every screen, every move and every affection. I started hating each moment of it. This constant beating of a dead, cremated horse. The same old jokes, same phrases and nothing which surprises and excites the mind.

Just pure. FUCKING. NONSENSE. FUCKING IDIOTIC JOKES, FESTIVE WISHES, "LOL, LMAO, UWU, BTW, HBU."

English sucks ass. English is shit. We made it so, we cannot escape.



Credited to Nearby-Canary1393 

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