Everything You Know and Love is a Lie

Reality is non-existent.

How do I know this? Well, it started when I was watching an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It was about Patrick accidentally breaking several things that SpongeBob loved dearly and SpongeBob getting angrier each time. Eventually, he screamed at Patrick, "I HATE YOU!!! I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED!!!" I had already watched this episode several times, so I knew the rest of the plot. Patrick is upset and decides to move away, making the entire town angry at SpongeBob. The Bikini Bottomites decide to ignore SpongeBob as if he wasn't there. Feeling lonely, SpongeBob decides to find Patrick and apologize to him. He decides to move back to Bikini Bottom, and everything is back to normal.

But instead, Patrick literally vanished in front of my eyes. His house disappeared shortly thereafter. SpongeBob, shocked at the realization of what he had just done, said, "What...have I done? Patrick, NOOOOO!!!!!" Then, everything started vanishing: SpongeBob, Squidward, the Krusty Krab, you name it.

And then, my TV vanished. My couch, bed, kitchen, everything in my house started disappearing. Then, I saw reality itself disappear. I was alone. That's when I knew that reality is non-existent. How can we be so technologically advanced that we made computers think like we do, but so dumb that we leave stupid comments on Twitter?

Afterward, I saw a giant LED display appear in front of my eyes. A booming robotic voice said, "Congratulations. You have figured out the final truth. There is no reality. Everything you know and love is a lie. It was all a simulation." It started flashing randomly, but I felt like it was trying to tell me something. Then, it showed a countdown: "00:10". As it counted down, I felt myself fade away.

This is my final message to you. Spread the word that there is no reality. Goodbye...

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Written by Tali64³
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