Evil game of evilness killed me and whole world true story
So, I was looking on internet, searching for some shits, while eating from my trash. Some weird shit was downloading into my computer. As I later found out, it was some shitty virus, that made my computer play Justin Buttieber's shitty songs. I was all like wtf and in rage destroyed my computer by letting a horse pee on it. But, the Justin Buttieber shitty song continued playing, everywhere I was. I was going to my friend if he hears that shitty music too, but he didn't, so I was the only one hearing it. I survived like that 10 minutes, and then it started to bother me, so I travelled the whole world to meet that ugly Justin Buttieber. When I was next to him, I put out chainsaw and killed him. Then, out of nowhere, most likely from my head, a mysterious voice singed with the shitty music "Haha, stupid mortal, you'll never stop the music, until... You play a game... I made!" I was all like wtf when a light appeared from window, and a DVD was floating to me, I picked it up, and when I got home I put that shitty bastard into my computer. Then, a picture of Justin Buttieber's butt appeared, and next to him were two naked women, but in a second it disappeared, while a text saying "ah, sorry, that was the wrong one..." appeared, and before I could read it, some game appeared. And then, my computer sucked me into the game. So I was in the game, meaning I was in the game. Literally. It was some kind of a platform game, so I had to jump. And because only thing I do is playing videogames all day and siting on my butt, it wasn't so easy how it looks like. And, there was a giant window, and in it, was some ugly 'face'. Probably a player. And the player was a big bitch, forcing me to die. My death was painful, and when I died, the whole world exploded.
True story.
Written by TheLaserVulture
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