Evil patrixxx goes to the supermarket
EVIL PATRIXXX woke up one day and wanted to eat a bowl of cereal. He went to get the milk and grabbed it from the fridge. He porered the milk in da bowl and ate the entire bowl. He spat it out yelling "THE MILK IS FUCKING EXPIRED". After destroying his neighborhood with a laser cannon, he decided to go buy some.
PATRIXXX entered the store, and went the the dairy isle. He saw that the refrigerators were empty, except for almond milk, because its grody. He saw that a little old lady had the last 2% milk carton. He went over to her and snapped her neck. He took the milk and brought it to da resgister.
"That'll be $0.69", said the cashier.
"DO u take Kols cash", replied PATRIXXX. "Sir, this is Kroger, we only take dogecoin."
PATRIXXX then proceded to walk out of da store with out paying. The swat team was called and surronded the crater that were the house of PATRIXXX was. PATRIXX moved them all downn with a minygun. The sawt team was all ded. The us goverment then sent the military and navy seels. PATRIXX easaly defeted those mother fuckers. He then got high and then got drunk and high.
WHile he was high, he went to to the stripp clubb and payed for a lapdance. The stripper said know because, and i quote, "yous one ugly sons of bitchs." PATRIXXX then blew up teh bulding with a nuke. Then the us goverment caught up with him. PATRIXXX again easily defeated them because all the soilders ate too many big macs. PATRIXXX then went to the store again, but was banned for shoplifing, so he had to go home.
PATRIXX then went on to 4chan and smammed on /b. He then decided he was done being a menace to society for today so he dug a sleeping hole to sleep in.
He woke up the next morining, realized his house was gone because he was a retard with a laser cannon, and decided to become a hobo.
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Next time on dragon ball z, PATRIXXX begs for money on the streets to rebuild his house.
"What about the other houses he destroyed", you might ask.
there lives were unimportant, so why ask?
Written by Da1realmememaster
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