Evilheavy

SO I WENT ON EVILBAY THE INTERNET SHOP FOR EVIL THINGS AND FOUND A GAME CALLED DAH ORAHNGE BAWX THE SELLER DID NOT GET ANY VOTES SO I BOUGHT IT THE BOX CAME 2 DAYS LATER I OPENED THE GAME AND PUT IT IN MY XBOX WHEN I STARTED THE GAME THE ONLY GAME WAS AN SELECTION CALLED EVILHEAVY I SELECTED IT. THE GAME STARTED AND HEAVY WAS STANDING THERE ON A ROOFTOP. I MADE HIM JUMP BEACUASE HE SIAD HE WAS BULLETPOOF! WHEN HE HIT THE GROUND HE SAID THE MOST DISTRIBING THING MEDIC! MEDIC RAN OVER TO HEAVY AND SHOT HIM WITCH MADE HIM BETTER FOR SOME REASON HEAVY GOT UP AND SAW SPY SPY HIT HEAVY WITH A COW. HEAVY FELL DOWN AND SPY RAN OVER AND STARTED JUMPING ON HIM. HEAVY SAID ITS AN GOOD DAY TO BE... GAINT MAN! THEN HEAVY GREW TO AN IMMENSE SIZE AND ATE SPY WHOLE. A CUTSCEAN STARTED ENGINER RAN UP TO THE SCREAN AND HIS HELMIT FLEW UPWERDS TO FLOAT OVER HIS HEAD THE HE SAID "NOPE" AND HIS NECK GREW TO MEET HIS HAT THEN THE XBOX BURST INTO FLAMES

DAH END!

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Credited to DinnermonStrike

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