Excessive Profanity

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The god damn motherfucking bitch-ass pasta!

You know fucking what? I motherfucking hate your fucking guts you fucking worthless piece of god damn shit.

You are literally the most fucking hideous, despicable, horrendous piece of shit I've ever had the fucking displeasure of fucking knowing. I would rather eat a fucking bowl of steaming smegma mixed with diarrhea, while having fucking acid poured onto my fucking prolapsing asshole then have to look at that fucking disgusting fucking "face" of yours, you fucking cunt. Actually, no. To call you a cunt, would be a fucking horrendous insult to cunts everywhere. I can't come up with fucking words to describe how much of a fucking fuck-faced piece of fucking shit you are. Then again, to call you a piece of fucking shit, would be a fucking insult to shit, wouldn't it?

I fucking hate you so fucking much that I fucking hope that someone puts a fucking stick in your filthy shit covered AIDS infected asshole with an active fucking rusty chainsaw while you're fucking screaming in pain with your shitty little fucking annoying voice of yours. I would sell all of my fucking belongings if it fucking meant that I would have the fucking money to pay to see that, if it didn't fucking mean that I would fucking have to fucking look at that fucking mess of a face of yours.

You aren't fucking worth the fucking energy it took me to type this fucking pasta. I could fucking write for all fucking eternity about how much of a fucking camel ball-sack licking piece of steaming pile of sloppy shit you are, and I would never fucking feel like I've done my fucking job of trying to crack through your thick fucking skull and letting you know how fucking abysmal your entire fucking being is.

And another fucking thing: You are so fucking stupid, I think that when you were fucking born, your fucking mother grabbed your slimy little fucking leg and smashed your fucking head against the fucking wall in the hopes of fucking killing you. And I can't fucking blame her. No fucking parent would want the fucking displeasure of raising such a filthy, dirty, ugly, ruthless, perverted, stupid, diabolical piece of shit like you. If your parents fucking killed themselves, not only would I fucking sympathize with them, but I would also be fucking happy, as it means that those fucking assholes would never reproduce again and make another fucking scumbag from the pits of hell like you ever a-fucking-gain. And if they do do the fucking deed and off their pathetic fucking asses of this planet, you should definitely fucking follow their example.

No one fucking loves you. And if anyone fucking says they do, they are just feeling fucking sorry for you. And while I don't fucking blame them for feeling sorry for such a hated, low life, unworthy speck like you, I also fucking think that they're fucking stupid for trying to fucking associate themselves with a fucking slimy, unlovable, disgusting virus like you.

Have a fucking shitty god damn day you fucking cunt-ass whore. You fucking deserve it.

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