Extremely Dead
Hello, I'm some guy who likes to hide his name. I'm from Casablanca, and here's the story of how I died. By the way, how am I talking when I'm still dead? I'm talking in heaven, baby!
A normal day in Casablanca, sunny area, nice water, a bunch of cool things around me. One day, me and some friends decided to went to the beach. When we arrived, we started getting our things out of our new 2022 Kia Seed. (EDITOR'S NOTE: The Kia Seed is sold in certain countries, You cannot get it in the USA.)
We closed the trunk that was AUTOMATIC. My finger was there, but the trunk has NO SENSORS. Fuck you, Kia! My finger got stuck in there, and they re-opened the trunk, my finger was sore, and bleeding. I knew bad luck was near destroying my life. Thankfully, a women at the beach gave me some water, and a tissue. That was nice of her, wasn't it?
The Beach
Ahh yes, we finally made it, my finger is done bleeding, it's time to have some fun. I was making a tall sand statue, I'm a expert of statue making. So, I built a huge statue out of a person, but somehow it blew off, It wasn't the wind, as it wasn't windy today. I heard someone running crashing into the statue. I was wondering, why do I have bad luck today?
My Death
Suddenly, I saw a crocodile here. I though it was here to just be here for a few for nothing. I went to my sleep chair and slept, My last words we're "See you after my nap." During my nap, the crocodile bit my skull, and stomach. I never woke up once again.
The end.
Written by Cappywikis
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