FNaF: The Top-Scott-Secret, Never-Before-Seen, Unreleased, Spookier Edition!!

Author's note: I wrote the later parts during night and started to get a little sleepy by that point.

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The Scariest Title in FNaF History!!! ZOMG!!!!11!

I don't really know that much about FNaF, I've only played the first game and sometimes saw it get mentioned by other people, other than that I have never, haven't, and probably will not play any game after FNaF 1. Or will I? You see, I've gotten a new job where I research the FNaF lore, I got the job because my friend who works there told me that they pay their employees five hundred FazCoins every 23 hours and 59 minutes (which are equal to 5,000 Trollstanian dollars/US Dollars), I obviously decided to get a job there and now I'm getting lots of money!!

However, on the job, there was a really spooky FNaF game that I played yesterday, it was the most scariest, the scariest of the scariest, probably even an eldritch abomination made beyond my understandingest™ FNaF game I've played ever in my 68 years of living... Brace yourselves, for this is the terrifying tale titled "FNaF: The Top-Scott-Secret, Never-Before-Seen, Unreleased, Spookier Edition!!".

The Story

When I was at my new job with my dear-old friend Sir William "Steven "Robert" Jonathan" Joseph III, we were told by our boss to go to FreeFNAFGames.com, as it claims that it's the best place to download the newest version FNaF games for free with no viruses. I mean, with such great things it says about itself, and that nobody has ever lied on the internet (trust me I researched), it surely must be trustworthy, right? Well, my fellow reader, that, would be a mistake to be remembered by everyone for centuries. Because it didn't have 2025 versions...

After we all downloaded our 100% defect and corrupted copies of FNaF 1. Our boss told us to go play FNaF and research every crumb of the lore included in the game, so we can solve who caused the Bite of '87. After we booted up FNaF, I was greeted to a completely different title screen than the one I was familiar with, the one I saw first in 2014 and have never forgotten ever since.

The title screen was completely cyan and Freddy had evil eyes with evil white and evil green colors! I was so scarred to the point I took a spooky dookie with a side of creepy peepees! IT'S THAT BAD! Or was it? My friend William "Steve Jon" Joseph III, who was a very very smart fella, said that it's not scary because he remembered FNaF always being this scary! So after hearing my friend's wise words, I activated the smartness in the little gum wad in my brain and was like "Yoo, you're sooo right!", however, the title screen had a teensy weensy trick up it's sleeve to reveal it's true colors...

A subtitle popped out like how a skeleton would, and it said: "The Top-Scott-Secret, Never-Before-Seen Unreleased, Spookier Edition!!", I was like "Ooooh.", and then I was like "Aaaaah!!!" My eyes popped out of my skull super-realistically!!! (Because I couldn't afford hyperrealism, I was poor back then.) Holy FazBalls! Was I just possessed by Freddy FazBear? Like, no, seriously, why did I say that last sentence? Anyway, that was the most scariest twist I've ever seen in the history of gaming, right next to the princess being in another castle!! I would've never seen that coming!

NIGHT-PART ONEEE

After I started flailing my arms everywhere because my boss had started yelling at me because I didn't download the correct FNaF game and then punched him to Czechoslovakia and accidentally began the game by pressing start on accident, I was greeted to the Night 1 screen and there was red mustard everywhere, this was the most scarierest part!! As, for the gameplay, It was simply regular Night 1, but Freddy was absent, yes, that's it, just that Freddy wasn't there, don't worry the scary stuff happens at Night 2.

NIGHT-PART TWOOO

Anyway, on night 2, the fan was 12 pixels smaller, my eyes were watery, Bonnie disappeared later into the night and the doors swapped places. Yes, I know, moderately scary stuff, makes any average Joe like me remind biting their fingernails... When Bonnie disappeared, that was when things got a bit scary and pretty spooky!! Bonnie was being chased by the evil Freddy from the title screen around in the pizzeria while he ran like a madman!! I was pretty confused, isn't Freddy good friends with Bonnie? Why is Bonnie running away from him? Was he stupid? I think not, because I then saw Freddy in the cameras beating the living H*CK out of Bonnie, I saw a billion nuts, Nutter Butters, bolts, wires & and paper fliers promoting FreeFNAFGames.com flying out of Bonnie like little planes, which I found kind of cute, until I died horribly by Foxy and had to restart the night and see the cutscene over, which made me yawn soooooo hard!! I fell asleep, both in real life and in-game (that's a secret mechanic you just don't know about) and won Night 2, then proceeded to night 3...

NIGHT-PART THREEE

Night 3 was the 3rd scariest event I've ever experienced in my life, and I'll tell you why right here and now, listen to me carefully!! This was the night Chica died at the hands of Freddy FazBear, or should I say, Freddy EvilBear!!! Heh-heh. I'm such a good comedian. There was also some other important stuff, but I was too busy focusing on the tiny little details so you could perfectly experience my play through perfectly, when Chica was about to attack me, Freddy EvilBear sneak attacked Chica and started shooting her senseless with a GMod crowbar, I remember it distinctly being a GMod crowbar, because I play it daily to appease our lord and savior EVIL PATRIXXX so he doesn't steal my Discord Nitro and my Mom Bucks. After Freddy terribly murdered Chica I started clapping for him, since now I didn't have to deal with those pesky animatronics anymore, this game was starting to feel way less scarier and easier now. My friend Billy Bob Joe III has some really good advice!

NIGHT FOUUUR (night sounds better)

Night 4 was the 4th scariest event I've ever experienced in my life, let me tell you why!! First, everybody else had left, and I was the only one there, secondly, it was nighttime and I started imagining seeing Freddy EvilBear through the windows, it almost gave me a heart attack, and thirdly, Freddy EvilBear started attacking me!!!! Grrrrrrr, noooooooo!!! Freddy EvilBear of FNaF: TUSE fame, you were supposed to be helping me!!!!! And to make matters worse, he killed Foxy!! Before Foxy could enter my office, Freddy stopped Foxy dead in his tracks and stabbed him with a gun and decapitated him by slicing his head off with his hook, OH NOES!!! Foxy was such a great guy! I couldn't believe that Freddy EvilBear killed Foxy, he was such a great guy! I couldn't believe that Freddy EvilBear killed Foxy, he was su-*BONK!* Ow! Who did that? Was that Freddy EvilBear? I bet that was him... Grrr.. okay, now that my Freddy EvilBear hate arc is over, i'm gonna move onto Night 5, now. But I must warn you, that Night 5 will make you start to yell to your friends that Freddy EvilBear is coming for them!! And they'll think that you're crazy, then you're going to quote that one copypasta and get thrown to the mental asylum.

NIGHT FIVEEE

Alright, I've warned you, this is my and will be your 2nd scariest event that we'll experience in our lives. Oh, so you're not gonna leave, well then, don't say I didn't warn you if you get explosive diarrhea from this...

In Night 5, it was now just me versus Freddy EvilBear, the most awesomeist battle in Trollstanian 2025 history. It was super hard fighting with Freddy EvilBear, and it was a very close battle, Freddy EvilBear always tried to one-up me, but I learned from my friend Billy J. all of Freddy EvilBear's twists, because he played all the main FNaF games and exactly 2,763 FNaF fangames so he learned all the FNaF tips and tricks and lessons. I also had my lucky Freddy GoodBear mini figurine to help me out and made super awesomely extremely very lucky 2025 no virus (not clickbait), so lucky that you can't grasp the true luckiness of my luck. In the end, I failed!! Aw man, though that doesn't really matter because I won my next attempt right after, Hooray!!!! Somebody, set up the party decorations!.. Oh yeah, nobody's here; I started envisioning imaginary people from my loneliness. Back to talking about the game, Freddy EvilBear appeared on my screen ultra-realistically and he was all like "Boohoo! I wanted to win!" like the little crybaby virgin he is. I laughed at his misfortune because of how much of an awesome person I have become after turning into a awesome and cool gamer. My boss had returned from his trip to Czechoslovakia and starting yelling at me again because I should be asleep at home now, however he revealed that he made the FreeFNAFGames.com website!!! Whuhhh?? I told him off like the pro gamer I am and punched him with my gamer strengh and knocked him out cold on the floor and spit on him, yes, not as amazing when I sent him to Czechoslovakia, but still! After getting a virtual trophy for my achievement I got in a video game I started to play some more games that were pre-installed on my PC, then I fell asleep trying to strategize on Minesweeper and then EVIL PATRIXX stole my Discord Nitro and my last two Mom Bucks and became best friends with my dog. THE END!!

No, I'm not Playing Night 6 or 7, now shoo, the story's over, bye-bye.

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Written by JoeWritesNReads182
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