Face Raiders Bootleg
Note: This is my first creepypasta.
Summary: Somebody named Bill found a physical Face Raiders copy lying on the ground. He didn't know who left it, so he decided to play it.
Bill was walking on a street when he found a DS case on the ground.
He read the case's cover and it said "Face Raiders". He put it in his DS, not knowing it was already preloaded on the DS. When he put it in, the yellow Face Raider that gave advice came up and said: "Hello, new player!". Bill believed this was part of the game and played anyway.
When he got to the first stage's boss and defeated it, he noticed that it exploded, face and all and blood splattered on the screen.
Bill got disgusted, but couldn't stop playing.
Then he did the second stage boss, beat it, then the two faces smashed together really hard and the same blood splatter happened again!
Bill: "Why do the bosses keep doing that?!"
At the third stage, after beating the third boss, it exploded in a supernova-like way with the blood again!
At the final stage, he did the fourth boss, then its second phase in which the afro exploded, but the face was still there. Then it said, "How dare you?!" and rammed into the screen with the blood splat, but bigger.
Then the screen glitched and it crashed. Before it crashed, it showed a message in Japanese, which is "フェイスレイダーは10年後にあなたのために来るでしょう". Bill knew a lot of Japanese so he interpreted the message in English: "The Face Raiders will come for you in 10 years".
Bill wrote a letter to Nintendo about the cartridge and they wrote back.
Nintendo's reply was: Dear Bill, we are so sorry about the bad Face Raiders cartridge. We would never make gory games like that. That cartridge was because someone snuck into our offices and made the game into a scarier version. We have called the police and found the person. Apparently, that person was notorious for making scary bootlegs of our games with corruption capabilities. Face Raiders was one of them. And as an apology, we will give you a new DS, free of charge.
Sincerely, Shuntaro Furukawa
Bill then smashed the cartridge and trashed its pieces.
Shuntaro Furukawa: Satoru Iwata would hate those bootlegs!
Police: 911, what's your emergency?
Shuntaro: Hello, this is Nintendo. We'd like to report a bootleg of one of our games.
Police: A bootleg of which game, sir?
Shuntaro: Face Raiders.
Police: That game that you have to shoot the faces?
Shuntaro: Yes!
After the call ended
Police: We're here, sir, for evidence of your bootleg report.
Shuntaro: These are the bootlegs. Don't put them in a DS, they have corruption abilities.
Police: Got that. So what should we do with these?
Chief: Destroy them!
Police: Will do!
Update as of 11/26/2021:
The bootlegger was a Colombian person whose name is unknown. They are currently currently serving 26 years in jail and the police destroyed all the other Face Raiders bootlegs in the offices, then called the police and had them destroy any remaining bootlegs of Face Raiders.
Credited to PupAcademyFan123
Originally uploaded on April 29, 2022
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