Failed at trying to prove a point to mom

I (M26) have been talking to this girl on Roblox (F17) for the past year we live relatively close, only 2 blocks away, and we have been planning to meet up for the past 2 weeks. I told my mum (F38) to drive me to the park we were going to meet up at but my mum asked me why. I explain the entire thing and my mum flips out and calls the police. I was playing God of War 3 before this and something snapped inside of me, I grabbed my mum and Try to throw her through the walls but she slips out of my hands (I weigh 278k and have worked up quite a step walking to her room.) The police arrive and try to put me in handcuffs, however I was too morbidly obese for the cuffs to fit around my wrists. a very attractive cop (F??) tries to tase me but the copius amount of rubber flowing inside my bloodstream. I hulk smash the police officer trying to stop me from getting out the door, instantly crushing his skull. I water bottle by the door picks up on the electricity in my bloodstream and I call out to Zues to give me strength. the attractive cop calls for backup because I was too greasy to be grabbed, as I try to walk out the door with my newly given strength a very large Mongolian man with a net captures me with his tug boat, like a fish I was reeled on deck (putting hundreds of kilograms on the flimsy tug boat, which slows it down formidability) I final reach Iraqian shores (I was so morbidly obese my lungs filled the boat with air and tried to blow to Mongolia (I was trying to kill Ghengis Khan and the person who captured me because I don't like them) I was finally captured in a religious prison where I was forced to become devoutly religious, someone please rescue me I haven't sinned since I got to Jerusalem (32 minutes ago)

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