Faith of the Butt

sung to the tune of "Faith of the Heart" as sung by Captain Kirk after ingesting hallucinogenic propane pills

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It's been a long road, getting from the kitchen to the toilet. It's been a long time, but it's time to finally take a shit. And I can feel the change in the bowels right now. Nothing's blocking up The way. And I'm not gonna hold it back no more, no, I'm gonna take that shit right Now.

Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.

It's been a long night. Trying to hold in some Mexican. Been through the hold in pains. Now I finally am able to take that shit. And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will finally fill that bowl. And I'm not gonna digest corn no more, no I'm gonna eat well for now on.

Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.

I've broken the wind so cold, I've changed my shorts some days. But now the winds I feel, tell me to avoid sharting, I've peed out a fire and I've urinated like rain. But I'll be fine...

Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.

Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.

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