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The Cleveland Show is canceled I am in tears.
- Author's note: holy shit as soon as I finished typing the last sentence I legit started crying this pasta is cursed.
Cleveland Show why you get canceled? I saw Cleveland Brown shirtless and now I want to smash him you can't leave me in tears like this. Since I watching the last episode of the sexiest show ever at like 5:00 AM, after it Adult Swim's broadcasts were done for the night. It switched to CN and an episode of the shitty PPG reboot aired. It was the one with literal pedophilla in it seriously what the hell CN?
I turned off my TV and worshipped Cleveland Brown. My statue of him's lips taste like strawberries btw. Peter Griffin teleported behind me and took his shirt off. "You like Cleveland Brown, but you'll love me". Peter Griffin twerked on my PS5. "Playstation? More like Gaystation!" The temptation to cheat on Cleveland Brown my beloved to pour chocolate syrup on Peter and lick it off of him was killing me. He then shit out a DVD and left.
It had "Family Gay" written on it in sharpie and blood. I put the DVD into my VHS player. It started with Clevenland Bown died. Oh no. Steven Bown nooooooooo! I was pissed. It then cut to Stewie dying and then meg and then lois and then peter and then everyone because Cleveland Brown is essential to life itself and the universe died. Rut Roh! Since Semen Brown is the death I simp for Logan Paul now. Goodbye cruel world.
Written by PeridotAmethyst
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