Famous quotes by Trollpasta users

Ever heard of the famous quote: “Trollpastas are 99% inspiration, and 1% perspiration.”

Well now you can make your own famous quotes! Just put your name right before the quote, and then write a piece of art! Here’s an example:

Benny Bill Bob- ”Pickles are the best food when not put in a Creepypasta."

Oh yeah, one more thing... Please do not make more than one quote PER DAY! I'm doing this so that this pasta can go on infinitely while also being more user-friendly.

Thank you. Now you guys can try! I’ll start.

Quotes from the Trollpasta community

PikaFur- “We all need some Creepypasta in our life. Just don’t make it like Sonic.exe.”

Coledacringekingodaworld - "Keep you pants on undistubingly, you won't get suffacated."

Trollson454 - "A hyper-realistic skeleton a day keeps the ability to sleep away."

Niagaranobs - "I'd fuck that spoon."

Hungry Burger.exe - "Why am I here again?"

Defiatron13391 - "Have you ever owned a business?"

Nopunintendo - "Billions of years of human evolution, and you took the time out of the life you could have had to make this."

(Day 2) (you guys can also put this down the next day if I dont do it)

PikaFur- “Do you ever fill up a bathtub with tomato sauce and lay in there, pretending to be a meatball?”

Niagaranobs - "bruh that's a fetish wtf"

(Day 3) (these mouthfucker is still alive) <- who did this bru

Coledacringekingodaworld - "I think My sibling thinks I'm a furry"

JoeWritesNReads182 - "I...Uh...forgot, can I have that script again? (...) OK, Thanks."

Niagaranobs - "The Hyper-realistic sounds of me eating a family size bag of Lays sour cream and green onion potato chips, bass-boosted."

PikaFur- "I'm so stupid that I sometimes think I'm one of those bots in those "online" mobile racing games where you go down that big slide."

Hungry Burger.exe - "I don't care if this is your home planet, get the fuck off of it."

(Day 4) Oh no we are slowly declining

PikaFur- "Why are half of the Roblox community just children touchers while the other half are just children who probably touch other children."

(Day 5)

Niagaranobs - ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky. -Michael Scott"

Meaty - "What the fuck is this shit? What, I ask you? What? What does this all mean? Is this some sort of secret government plot to get us to jot down our deepest secrets? Shit. The internet has gone to the dogs. We have failed as a society. We will never come back from this low moment in history. We will all die one day."

Nopunintendo - "It's D! Put a D in there!" (not made on this wiki, an actual real-life quote I made)

(Day 6)

PikaFur- "Oh no, the dreaded v-word!"

(Day 7) Coledacringekingodaworld "I hate my username. Also listen to Usseewa by Ado."

PikaFur- "Chat, am I gay?"

Niagaranobs - "Yes."

(Day 8)

PikaFur- "No, I'm not the Simpsons. I'm a Protogen." (Actual Trollpasta quote I made on a featured story.)

NotGavv-"My name is Edwin, I made The Mimic."

Carson-"Jeff the Killer? More like Jeff the murderer."

(Day 9) Lets REVIVE this.

PikaFur- "I swear I left my Kitsune mask right there... oh hi! Wait... why the hell are you here...? (My original Steam description)

Niagaranobs - "Enjoy your best life right now Pikafur. Cuz it only gets worse and worse and worse."

Tommybros- "ok so what do i do now?... am i (invincible title card)"

"Boss, it's been nine years." -The Man Who Sold the World

Nopunintendo - "I am a man of concept and zero execution."

"Of all of these absolutely terrible stories I've had the misfortunate to be reading, this one made me wish I was an illiterate, mouth-breathing NASCAR fan more than anything else." -Hungry Burger.EXE

(Day 9) IM NOT THE BACKSTREET BOY YOU WANT ME TO, I AINT GOT THE PASSION TO BE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE (oh shoot I sung it wrong. oh well its an non copyrightable song (NSC) so go listen to Backstreet Boy)

PikaFur- "What the furry!?" (probably my most famous quote, I use it all over the internet :3)

(Day 10) well crap, looks like its just me again- YOULL NEVER WANT ME LIKE YOU WANT CDS FROM THE 90S

PikaFur- "Goo goo ga ga ooga booga ooh"

TheGoof- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I met my wife through the Trollpasta Wiki. I can say we now have Hyper-realistic children.

Niagaranobs - "What a shitload of fuck, what were they thinking???"

"Shiny Master Cadillackness. Haloes suit you well." -Clutch

Defiatron13391 - "Did I ever tell you about the man who... uhm, yea I probably shouldn't finish that thought."

(Day 11) You guys DO know you can add one of those new day things the SECOND it hits midnight, right?

PikaFur: "Resonate within your soul and ascend to of a higher greatness."

"Don't use mystical woowoo bullshit peddler words. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" -Samuel L. Jackson

Niagaranobs - "I hope she made LOTZA SPAGHETTI"

Nopunintendo - "Let's play Transformers! You transform into a better person and I roll out to find you some goddamn therapy."

JoeWritesNReads182 - "Subscribe to AquaticNeptune, or I'll breath fire at you!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

Mom- Hello, I am the mother of the creator of this wiki, and I can say that what's being allowed on this wiki is disgusting. I will ground my son for allowing this content and I will be shutting down this wiki. Good bye.

Defiatron13391 - "Ultravox is a great band."

(Day 12) Guys please speak franch I don't undersand engish

Ok. Let's hold on a sec. Yes, I said that you can make your own day thingys the second it hits midnight. But what I also meant was that when you make one, you have to add a quote RIGHT AWAY AFTER THE DAY THINGY... It's fine, accidents happen. (should I add this to the top?)

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PikaFur- "Set your heart ablaze or I'll set YOU ablaze."

Niagaranobs - ""Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" -Rage Against The Machine"

Thegoof- Did you know that Hitler's body was found serverly beaten because people mistook his hanging body for a piñata?

"When people ask why I hate everyone, I tell them to work customer service." -Hungry Burger.EXE

"Meow." -Cathulu

(Day 13)

PikaFur- "Sometimes I rage so much, I start raging in a different langu- こねちわ, おひお こじむし (if my Japanese is correct, it should translate to 'Hello, Good Morning')."

"The reverse Engrish PikaFur typed actually translates to 'I eat cat litter.'" -Hungry Burger.EXE

(Day 14) wow, we havent touched on this in a while. Im guessing this is a good time to say i play osu and temtem

PikaFur- "I wish Pokemon were real so I could place a Snorlax in the middle of the road and watch everyone lose their damn minds."

(Day 15) If you know what GFM is, I think you're cool.

PikaFur- "Come down to Missouri! We got the Arch, and… uhhhh…me… I guess?"

Thegoof: oh no PLS help hahaha iam evil goof, THEGOON!

(Day 16) *sees money* yooo money *grabs money* evil larry pops out* oh no evil larry! *evil larry eats money* noooo

PikaFur- "The one question to NEVER ask me while talking about video games is 'Smash or Pass?' I legit will find you if you ask that.

Trollson454 - "Make a video series called "where are they now" about authors who made famous Bad Creepypastas please :3 (Sorry)" [NOTE FROM PIKA: Yeah sure I'll try. Can I make it dumb and make it like: the creator of sonic exe is is jail for robbing sonic stores?]

"Every day that I wake up, I want to go back to sleep because I already had enough of people in the span of 5 seconds." -Hungry Burger.EXE

(Day 17) guys what is the 34th rule? my history says that i have the 34th rule or some crap on it.

PikaFur- "I want a girlfriend to cuddle, but we all know that anyone who visits trollpasta wiki never gets one, so I'll just have to cuddle flareon instead... damn it."

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!" -Peter Griffin

"KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL" -James Hetfield

tommybros "UNDERTALE 0,99 CENTS TILL 20 MARCH"

Dr. Benway - "BENWAY!"

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