Fart Philosophy

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It's a conundrum that has confounded humankind for centuries. On the one hand, there are those who are steadfast in their commitment to the art of fart-holding, who will hold in their farts until they reach the threshold of perforation rather than let one slip in the presence of others. On the other hand, there are those who are advocates of the liberal farting philosophy, who believe that a silent fart is a wasted fart, and that the only way to truly enjoy a fart is to let it rip freely and unabashedly.

In truth, the answer to this question is as elusive as the fart itself. Some people are inclined to hold in their farts, while others are inclined to let them go. It all depends on individual preferences, cultural norms, and social situations. Some people may hold in their farts out of a sense of propriety, while others may let them rip without a second thought. In the end, it's all a matter of personal preference, and there is no one right way to fart around other people. The only thing that really matters is that you fart responsibly and considerately, so as not to offend or disturb those around you.

So who's right? Well, there's no right or wrong answer. Some people like to hold in their farts and some people like to let them rip. It's all about personal preference, really. Just remember: no matter how you choose to fart, always be polite and don't let one rip in someone's face unless they ask for it. (And even then, it's probably not a good idea.)

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