Flickery Things

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I'm kind of a useless guy. I used to spend all of my money on lottery tickets while mooching off of my mom who enables my NEET lifestyle. Luckily I wasted just enough money to win a massive lottery of $750,000 dollars. Then I found out what taxes were and the government took half of it from me.

It kind of sucks, but I bought a cheap house and moved out anyway. Because of my lifestyle my sleep schedule is terrible so I'm lucky to get more than 4 hours at a time. Now I hallucinate pink elephants that keep offering me free tickets to Disneyland Boise. There is no Disneyland in Boise, which is very disappointing.

Then one day I decided to spend all night watching my unnecessarily expensive security system. Some creature that looked like a botched science experiment was running around outside. Then I realized it was just a really ugly dog chasing its own tail. Later I saw some squirrels gather around a tree stump and have a conversation. It turned out one of them was wearing a wire so it got acorned to death. They dumped the body in a gofer hole and then got drunk on Maple syrup. Where did the maple syrup come from? I still don't know.

Since that night I see random lights flickering around me. I thought they were hallucinations until some anime guy with white hair and one eye informed me they were called Mushi. Some can be dangerous, so I should be careful. Then I ran out of money and moved back in with my mom. I have no idea how to manage money or my mental health, and that's the real horror story.



Credited to TurquoiseUmbrella 

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