Fnaf Spoopy TikTok
Warning: Five Nights At Freddy's is for closeted 11 year olds, if you are not a closeted 11 year old, please refer to the instruction manual.
Freddy Nights isn't scary. But it's fandom sure tf is. While doing some meow meow, I came up with the idea to install TikTok. After it finished installing I made an epic account with an epic name from epic games. I browsed the app until I found a fnaf vid. It was very spoopy. Big warning, if you read the rest of this, you will be spooped! Rut roh! The video started with William Afton on a street. He said in a British accent: "Henry is mine".
Toy Freddy appeared and said "I was just a gaymer from the hood doing alright. Then dis Brit came up and said he wanted to fight. Had to turn around and ask if he's alright cause clearly he don't know me. I told him 'boi I will beat you up & ur family. Yo mom, yo pops, & ur granny.' Now everyone's looking at me cause he's causing a scene, cause clearly he wants to get beat tf up. He gon find out what these hands all about." It then showed Peepaw Willie bleeding with a lot of bruises.
"Beat tf up. You got in my way, you said you wanted to fight me. You on the ground crying now. Now you looking like a damn clown you got beat tf up." I didn't know what to say after watching that video. It was soo spoopy watching a defenseless Brit get solo'd. I got on Discord to DM Toy Freddy about this (I'm one of his Discord Kittens btw). Toy Freddy told me that what I saw was true and not to tell anyone about this. I think this is where I'll be ending the best trollpasta ever written.
Update: Toy Freddy found out about this pasta and sent me this even spoopier image:
He then doxxed me and tried to call me on Discord. I accepted the call and he said "If you don't delete the pasta, I'll leak the fact that you've had a crush on Teddy from Bob's Burgers since 7th grade!" I screeched at him. "Nooooooo! You bastard! How dare you use my feelings against me!" I didn't know what to do. I can't just delete the best trollpasta ever! I decided to go to Toy Freddy's house and confront him. I ringed his doorbell and he opened the door. He was covered in Dorito dust and meow meow. Me too, Toy Freddy. Me too.
"What you want?" he wasn't happy to see me. "Take me back Toy Daddie please! I changed now don't tell anyone about my love for Teddy and we can be love together!" "I can't be dealing with this right now I have a husband and kids." Kim Namjoon from BTS then walked up to my former master. "Who's this ugly hoe? Let's go Freddy!" Kim Namjoon slammed the door on me. I sat down on the driveway and cried loudly. All of the sudden, a big man loomed over me. It was my beloved Teddy from Bob's Burgers.
"I finally found you my love. I've been searching for years for you" he spoke to me in his saint like loving voice. "R-really?" I stopped crying. "Yes, now let's leave to go to our eternal paradise." We held hands as we slowly ascended into the endless blue sky.
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