Foods
Chapter 1: Fast Food Store
There once was a fast food resturant in downtown Fresno. It had burgers that were so gross if you ate them you would die and puke and vomit.
Being teenagers, my friend Orion and I went to go eat there, but then we got mugged because downtown Fresno is a terrible place.
And then I fell on a floor.
And then the mugger came back to rip off my scab and rub dirt on it.
And then it got infected and I died.
But how am I writing this? Because nobody ever really dies... Or do they????
Gavin0910 reviews this:
1 star it sucks!
Chapter 2: McDonalds Lost Big Mac
I was an employee at McDonalds studios, and I got to taste new menu products months before they were officially released. Me and my coworkers once received a beta version of a sandwich planned to hit the menus in... errrr... 17... ahem, anyways, we inserted it into the microwave and gathered around to watch the juices sizzle. Upon starting the microwave, I began to get a dizziness. One of my coworkers threw up french fries. Another one got a heart attack, heart failure, and heart disease. The window on the microwave then cut to static for 10 minutes. The microwave's stereo system broke, and yet the cries of the pickles were still heard. I quickly ripped the microwave from the wall and shoved it in a local bystander's pocket. The local bystander's love for burgers were mysteriously absent from that point forward. The strangest thing is, I have no idea why... KCFF IZZ BETTTTERRR >>>>>...!!!!!!MECDAHNALDSSS!!!!!!kaeruiuiawehrIUDHFIUAH38924heart error 30333 JEAQWEJHO
Gavin0910 reviews: 3 stars LOL LAWL ha ha ha ha ha!
Chapter 3: Taco Bell Supsrice
I went to Taco Bell, and ordered seven soft tacos, five hard tacos, two quesadillas, two large cokes, and nine burritos. It took them a while to make...
Once they were done, they gave me the bag and I went home.
The AVI= 50 GB!
The .avi was a man standing still holding a burrito. Then for a split second an extremely hyper-realistic, scary, gross, frightening image of a dead burrito appeared!
I was so scared, I peed my pants.
Then the man bites off some of the burrito... I screamed!
Then he eat the rest! By now, I was feeling sick, but I decided to see what else the USB stick had contained...
The next things I looked at were 5 .jpg files...
the .jpg flies= 20 GB
The first one was a woman eating a soft taco, with blood coming out of the taco, and her mouth... it was scary... but not as scary as the next image!
The second image was a cat chewing on a piece of a quesdila, as the quesdila had a hyper realistic, scary, gross, frightening, sad face! I crapped my pants!
The third was a taco in a black area... HOLY COW!, I nearly had a heartattack!
The fourth wasn't that bad... it was just a dead child, thats all!
The fifth, oh my god... it's just scary!... it... was... a... TACO BELL SIGN... AAHH! I threw up all over my keyboard, and food.
Now, onto the last thing I found... an .exe file
.exe (20 GB)
The file was called "super_taco.exe",
I opened it, and it showed an image of a taco, for two seconds, then it went to a main menu, with 4 buttons "Play this game NOW!", "Options - 'cos you aren't happy yet!", "Youareagaychickenwing", and "Close, you wussy!"
I clicked "Play, this game NOW!", and it started with a taco standing still, holding a taco, which was holding another taco... which was holding a taco (...inception...).
The taco... THEN ATE THE OTHER TACOS!
Then one of the tacos I bought punched me in the face!
I couldn't handle it anymore, so I picked up my AK4-Five Seven-SMG-M3 Shotgun-Galil-Mac10-M4AI Rifle and shot myself...
Gavin0910 reviews: I want food 5 stars.
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