Foot Philosopher

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I am the foot philosopher

I have studied the immense amount of religious reading on ancient feet this week of medieval magic class required

I have studied imprints in stone to which pilgrims trekked hundreds of miles through the desert to visit and eat, shoes of deities people licked, famous artwork of Christ's filthy stompers as he ascended to denote his humanity to the crusty old wise men beneath, Aphrodite beating eros with her shoe leading to Christian cults in the Greco-Roman world, and popes cutting off their feet because they're unclean and mark us as human.

But no, you ain't gettin' any pics of these angelic stompers. They divine asf!

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