Forgive me sonic for I have sinned: Sonic.exe 3 with a vengeance

Sonic and Tails were waving their way to the WOAH shop, they were ready to buy some WOAH merchandise because every time you saw them, you would be like WOAH.

Sonic was like "WOAH"

"NO!!!" yelled Tails "NO!! JUST NO!!! NO!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK FUCKING FUCK!! NO!! JUST NO!! SONIC!! NO!!"

Sonic eyes turned black and a twisted expression appeared on his face he was now Sonic.exe, he then proceeded to eat Tails:

"WOAH" said Tails as he was being chewed alive.

Later that day Sonic.avi went to his apartment he shared with Tails, and sat down on the sofa to watch the news:

"Good day, this is reporter dude, reporting live from this place to YOU!... idiot!" the reporter then pointed at the green scre- I mean the place where he was at:

"A bunch of murders happened, people scared, realistic blood everywhere blah blah GOOD DAY..."

"NO!!!" yelled Sonic.odt "NO!! JUST NO!!! NO!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK FUCKING FUCK!! NO!! JUST NO!!! NO!!"

Then Sonic.mp3 crashed a bus into a mall, in a foreign mid-eastern country.

"It was good... *creepy smile * I like it... is true... I hate it..." said Sonic.wad looking at the camera.

Suddenly Harry Potter was jackin' the bitches, Slappin' the hoes straight outta Whorewards.

Suddenly Meds came into action with one of his fancy suits on:

"Good day..." said while looking at the camera "we know this show you are currently watching is crap, you see... it was made by cabbages, our channel does not have enough funds to hire actual people, so we would really like your support, call 188-645-Sorry-I-broke-the-tv-steve, call now and you will receive a non sexual slap in the pen- (HEY NOW! Lets not go there...)

So yeah, I was talking about some white British kid badly imitating black people from a particular place in the united states, what a world, one day you are earning millions as an actual decent writer selling best sellers all across the world at day and spitting in the mouth of hoes because you find it arousing at night, and then all of the sudden you write this crap because you lost a bet, now I must lose my virginity before prom night ends.

And so Sonic.jpg felt the urge to kill innocent civilians because he was bad, but not that kind of bad, he was Michael Jackson bad, oh he was bad, he was really bad, ask these people:

Amy is sitting on a stool in front of a blue background talking to the one interviewing her:

"Sonic was... well he was really bad, and I mean really bad on bed, he would always ask me to wear this full body leather suit with an elephant painted on the crotch and would make me call him Bob Saget instead of Sonic during our act"

"So you are saying sonic is idiotic?"

"I did not sa-" "SO HE IS AN IDIOT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN sonic is an idiot"

Sonic.exe masturbated

But... everything was not going well on Teletubby land... for an army of zombies from space attacked the city of "I cant believe its only %10 butter"

It all came down to Sonic.org to get this shit rollin' AND SO HE EQUIPED HIS ULTRA SUPER GLAMOROUS FANCY RAWKET LAUNCHER AND BLASTED THE ZOMBIES TO BITS! but oho hohohoh this shit aint over.

CHICKENS! ALL OVER YOUR FACE, PEEKING AT YOUR EYEBALLS... only one man could stop this madness...

Sonic.i-like-it-when-you-slap-me GOT HIS FLAME THROWER AND BBQ'D the little asswipes into baked chicken, but it was over yet, sonic.steve had one last visit to make..

Ninja-town...

*dramatic pause*

Sonic.the-1% walked into town by crashing a car into a mall killing thousands of innocent people, he then proceeded to kill all the ninjas, but they were too many, Sonic.iloveu was surrounded, BUT NOT FOR LONG, cause HE TURNED INTO A GIANT ROBOT AND HE WENT LIKE BOOOOM BITCH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW STEVE?!! HOW?? DO YOU LIKE ME NOW STEVE?!!! HUH??? THEN HE BLASTED THE NINJAS TO SPACE WHERE HE USED HIS ULTRA NINJITSU FIGHTING TECHNIQUE, the BBQ of sonicDEATH!.

And it was like BOMB! bam CHKIKIKIIKKIKIIIK, KEKEEKEKEKEK, LLOLOOL ALSAF and then... EXPLOSION, THEN SPONGEBOB POPPED UP AND WAS LIKE "NO!! JUST NO!!! NO!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK FUCKING FUCK!! NO!! JUST NO!! SONIC!! NO!!"

But sonic.orgy was not scared ADN... ADN... JE... WENT LEIK... AND EDH---I WAS LIEK DSOGM AN OH MAN T HIS IS GOOD PIE, DISFJG AND THEN HE KILLED SPOMGSSFOB.

Then a plushie spit a fat loogie me.

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