Fortnite.EXE

One day in Teletuby land, the gay Teletuby Po was playing Fortnite. But the Fortnite broke. It then installed Fortnite.EXE. This is how it happened. This is how the Teletubies died. "Finna snort some coke" Dipshit says. Tinky Winky steals Dipshit's car keys while he's doing drugs. She then drives to her local Target for Fortnite because she isn't enough of an Epic Gamer. After getting back home, Tinky Winky put the copy of Fortnite into their Xbox Series X. She leaves the room since Xbox is fucking shit and forces you to download games on discs. Po goes into the Teletuby living room and sees Fortnite. It finished downloading and he played it. He tried to get V-Bucks for free by entering "his" credit card number as "666" but as he was soon to find out, that is actually how you activate Fortnite.EXE. The title screen looked nothing like how it normally does. The Fortnite people had blood red eyes that looked so real that Po licked the screen to taste the blood. It was kinda good. Anyway, Po then started a match only for a scary Fortnite man to appear. "You have 15 minutes to live. The game will infect you and everyone you live with with a deadly disease. Get rext!" The scary Fortnite man says. Po knew that he was fucked. They eventually all died. Sonic.EXE teleported to my house IRL and peed on my face! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

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