Franklinstein Is On the Loose

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Mad scientists have used Benjamin Franklin's DNA to create a wise and portly but very horny monster. It has broken loose and is wandering the streets of Philadelphia reciting pithy maxims as it ravages its victims. The only way to slow it down is to throw a $100 bill at it. It recognizes its own face and becomes confused, then immediately heads for the strip club for five consecutive lap dances. Beware this elder statesman of horror, this patriotic paragon of panic. Beware of Franklinstein!

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