Fred Durst: The Eight Pages

It was just another day of my life, playing video games, isolated by myself. Until I thought to myself, "I want to play some Slender: The Eight Pages mods because Nostalgia. Fuck it." So I looked up some Slender mods and found one that looked interesting. It was called Fred Durst: The Eight Pages. Just for the record, I'm a HUGE Limp Bizkit fan. Much like everyone else, amiright? So I downloaded it immediately. When I tried opening the game, a pop up warning screen popped out. It said, "URGGG! YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME BITCH?" it gave me two options, "Yes!" or "fuck you" I chose Yes! and it continued to the main screen of the game.

The main screen showed a spooky image of SlenderDurst in a dark, ominous forest. I was intrigued and pressed the starfish shaped start button. The screen turned black and my computer made some fucked up noises. At that moment, I was sucked into the game world! I opened my eyes and I was in the shitty looking forest from Slender. Of course I was scared but I knew what I had to do, win the game to win my depressing life back. I walked around for a few minutes and found my first page, it depicted Fred holding a chainsaw with blood all over it. When I grabbed it, A deafeningly loud "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! INTRODUCING THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH! AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER!" came from the middle of the forest. I knew that SlenderDurst had spawned in the map...

I ran towards an abandoned truck and found another page, it was just one of the original Slenderman pages but Fred's face was sloppy placed on it with scotch tape. When I picked it up, another unbelievably loud announcement was made, but this time it was deep and demonic. "Keep on rollin' baby!" suddenly, SlenderDurst appeared behind me and whispered, "That's 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme." before putting me in a full nelson. He killed me by shoving his microphone into my skull. As I laid on the dirt road bleeding to death, SlenderDurst leaned over my dying body and scoffed, "damn, only two fuckin pages? You suck ass at this." before I bleed out.

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Written by Niagaranobs
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