Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Secret Alternate Opening
Hi, my name is Stephen. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you all about the story... of the Fresh Prince Alternate Opening.
I was rummaging through some of my older brother's belongings, DVDs, Magazines, old video games, porn, etc. He had left a lot of things after he moved away. As I was helping my Mom clean it up, I discovered a secret disc he had, stashed away under his bed, buried in various garbage. I decided to hide it in my jacket and find out what was on it later that day.
Later that day, when Mom left the house, I put the DVD into my computer, The majority of what I found was just typical stuff you would find on a 25 year old dude's discs. Music, games, Movies (all of which were more than likely downloaded illegally), various types of Porn, etc etc.
But something in particular caught my eye, a file that read "FPBASAO.mp4", I figured that last bit might have meant "Sword Art Online", he was into a lot of anime, but no, I wasn't sure what this was.
Anyway, I decided to watch whatever the video was out of curiosity, the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Theme began to play, but something was off, the file had been severely edited, whoever edited this spliced certain words together to make new lyrics.
Here's what I transcribed from the video...
"Now this is the story, all about how, my life got fucked up so bad, and I'd like to take a shit right in my chair...tell ya'll how I became the prinCESS of a town called BALLS."
"In West - Uncle Phil - edelphia, one day, I started shootin' some people in my neighborhood! I was killin' a couple of guys outside of the school, then my mom got sca-RY, she said 'Ya movin' with your Auncle and Untie in Bel-Air!"
"She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I said I might as well stick it - up my ass - Yo, this is bad-ASS, drinkin' paint out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of - Hmm... - Livin' like? Hmm... This might be bad!"
"I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the cab ran over a cat - If anything I could say that this cat would not be alright! I put my walkman on, and said 'I might as well kick it...into the sewer, but I thought 'nah, forget it.
"I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell yo ASS', looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to shit on my chair!"
That was certainly weird, amusing, but weird. Then after about 10 seconds of a blank black screen, some white text appeared. It said the following: "Stephen, if you've found this. You've rifled through my belongings after I moved, or I may have died. Whichever comes first, I must warn you, I've implanted a curse into this video, so now you must send it to one of your friends, or you will have horrible nightmares forever!"
Of course, he's my older brother, of course he would try to screw with me. I ignored this warning and literally nothing happened. I did upload this video to YouTube however, just because I thought it needed to be seen for how funny it was, a popular YouTube Poop maker, cs188, stole it and put it in front of his 100k Sub Special, "The Bad Prince of Breaking Fresh Wind", while I got a copyright strike deleting the original video.
Man, I hate YouTube's copyright policy.
Written by ProjectCarthage
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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