Friday Night Funkin?

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One day I was scrolling on Newgrounds when I found Friday Night Funkin, I had gotten to week 7 and beaten the game, however, I found a trailer for Friday Night Funkin on Kickstarter and was disappointed to found out that it won't be released to Newgrounds until 2022. I sent ninjamuffin an email to release the game early and I was sent a message that read:

"here is the game bro, BUT DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT YOU GOTTEN TO SEE THE GAME EARLY."

-Ninjamuffin, 6:00

what the strange fact is that why was it sent at 6:00?, oh well i thought, as i booted the game up everything seemed normal until something odd happened..

The person the player was battling against was a odd glitched-looking 11-year old that looked liked pico, as i started the game the enemy rushed to girlfriend and starting kissing her, boyfriend then threw a brick at the enemy and said

"dont kiss my girlfriend!" it was odd for boyfriend to talk since he only sung robot lyrics, the enemy then shot boyfriend's penis and boyfriend collapsed to the floor and started screaming in pain while the enemy and girlfriend were kissing each other.

Boyfriend then got up grabbing his crouch painfully, pico walked into the room and said "hey guys!" but then boyfriend jumped out the window and died.

around 6:00 pm i emailed ninjamuffin while he later sent a message:

"im sorry, listen, we will try to fix the plot."

i deleted the update and waited for the improved version while wondering " what the heck was that?".

Update

So it's been a year. I'm writing on this on a new account since I forgot my password 😨😨. Anyways,, I am a secret dev for FNF, And I was supposed to see the patch of the fucked up shit the guys came up with. This patch would be included with a copy of FNF for the Nintendo switch, since he claims that the story was finished for good. Side note for the copy: KawaiiSprite didn't compose, and participate in the switch version since he was on vacation. They hired some guy named "PunkijnFagalo" off of ▆▆▆▆▆.com. Anyways, I hopped on my good old switch and popped the disc in. I got a warning screen saying

"WARNING: IF YOU PLAY THIS A GOOFY AHHH SKELETON WILL FSCK YOU IND YOUR SLEPP DJDNDJDJDJDDJDKDKDIDJ."

I assumed this was just some joke so I played the game anyways. Upon entering Week 8, everything played out normal. That glitchy dude that looked like Pico was replaced with Tom fulp, the guy who found Newgrounds. I thought this was a cool way of honoring Newgrounds for letting them put up FNF on their site.

And I thought everything was going smoothly.

After Boyfriend beaten Tom, The background changed from a stage to some meat locker thing. Tom grew a wide smile and blood was dripping out of his skull. Confused, but at least there wasn't any sexual contact involved. Tom said this: "You're in the hell for your life now". And pushed Boyfriend into one of the lockers, which was filled with skeletons. Tom then got a drill and started drilling out Boyfriend's eye's out of his head. The blood was so realistic, I was about to doodoo myself, Thank god I held it in. It then cut to some black and white image of a neighborhood, I recognized some the houses, and then realized IT WAS MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I couldn't do anything. Spooky music played before the game crashed, It also deleted itself off my switch and then started deleting all my other games. "STOP" I screamed, But it was too late. All my games were gone. All gone. I then heard footsteps and then I saw a skull appear right in front of my eyes. "WE WARNED YOU!!!" He yelled. He tried to grab me, but I was an professional box kicker. And I slammed the fuckers head into the carpet, and ran into the bathroom. I called 199, and the police came. But he rose up and started giving them so pleasure... If you know what I mean 😏.

I'm now writing this at my dads house and I have never experienced something so horrifying in my life.

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