Fuck you Two

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I have never seen a character so vile until now. I regret every fucking decision i made that has lead me to knowing Two as an actual concept in BFB. I sincerely hate Two with a burning fucking passion, a passion so huge that the flame could power an entire coat engine for 2 eons. Once i get my hands on Two, i will throat punch him, knocking him out in the process, then drag his unconscious body on a table, as i wake him up, restrain him and then proceed to skin him alive with a potato peeler. I will then proceed to cut off his fingers, and if he will cry in pain, i will laugh, for it is music to i ears. I will then cut off his arms, and proceed to throw the limbless, skinless Two i to a vat of salt water, killing him as the burning liquid travels through his lungs. I will drag the bloated, wet and dripping corpse of what was once two, and pulverize his remains in a hydraulic press, burn the crushed flesh of his into ash, and throw it into a black hole. I genuinely fucking despise Two. Two is hell. Fuck two.

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