Game Theory: Who Asked

Last week, we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real. And I finally have an answer! Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses.

But there is one problem... Out of the 14,000,605 multiverses, there isn't a single where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomena. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare, that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft. And he FUCKING CHEATED. I know you're probably asking, "Why? Why do I get no bitches?". But I think a better question is: Who? As in who the fuck asked? You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway, tells us that you want attention.

A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.

BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A F I L M THEORY.

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