Game of Thrones Parental Guide Read-Through

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Every morning I wake up and read Game of Thrones: Winter is Coming parental guide with a cup of coffee. I write "G" in my search bar and it already appears. I lower down looking at the cast members and a few pictures along the way almost in tears. I read the tags as I come closer "female rear nudity" and "decapitated head" always pique my interest. As a Christian kid just reading this already gave me every emotion I haven't felt in my whole life. The parental guide slowly loads and I descent to the reviews. "Superb! I have been waiting 7 years to watch this series - I've finally acquired it and now enjoying it! This first episode blew me away and got me interested right away with the story and characters themselves. Everything about this premier episode is top notch! HIGHLY recommended viewing for those that had to wait to watch it (as I did) or for those wanting to watch again. House Stark for me!10/10" I finally click on it. The parental guide. "Sex and Nudity" "Severe" I almost die right then and there. "Includes 5 scenes of sexual content/nudity." "A character is seen in bed with several prostitutes. Breast and rear nudity is shown. Oral sex implied but not shown" I wonder wtf a oral is and what a nudity even means. A man has se- and then it all comes tumbling down. I am so excited to read more that my cup of coffee "checkovs gun see I'm a good writer" falls down and burns my legs. This was a sign from God himself for me not to watch the show and god forbid read the parental guide. I now only read the "Violence & Gore" section

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