Gamer's Life
I sat on the edge of my throne.
The news i had just heard was wonderful!
My Father's crown, only a small bit inside of some cave!
I could truly become the High King! If i succeded in my task, that is.
I equipped the mace in wich i had bound the soul of a Sun God.
The Shield Of Earth, Which, i was told, Was stronger than Darksteel.
and the Armor of Gaia, Made of the skin of the Earth God.
I was ready.
I strode in to the dark cave, confident in my abilities.
Wait, what was that noise?
Oh no.
There was one thing i didn't have...
...A Lantern...
(WET CRUNCHING NOISE)
"You were eaten by a Grue."
No matter, i would just reload a save that i had.
A cold feeling of dread hit me
I did remember to save, didn't i?
I checked the save files.
"Last save:12.15.2007"
And that my friends was what made me stop gaming all together.
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And then a skeleton popped out. All that was left after the Grue was done with me.
Written by A Rather hilarious Bone Structure
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